Austin Kleon

#ff re: http://t.co/It0iQBS3 a few couples who make cool stuff: @mulegirl @mike_FTW @katebingburt @cliftonburt @sachilefever @leelefever

Thanks, Meaghan! RT @meaghano: @austinkleon Yay next book! My favorite tag of yours. // http://t.co/It0iQBS3

Awesome! MT @perfectlaughtr: we’re in detroit! a bunch more from all over the US in this interview series we did: http://t.co/pBOdupd1

Help me out: if you know of a cool couple in these cities who make good stuff, please let me know! More info: http://t.co/BBR1V1M3

.@gapingvoid “Hey man, average is *dumb.*” http://t.co/MWpb7Vt4

Thanks, Marilyn. http://t.co/3Zk87PC9

Got excited for a minute and thought he might still be alive… @ Paramount Theater http://t.co/ry3cV8Hf

Did I miss today’s Two Minutes Hate? What time is it tomorrow? http://t.co/UWUM4w2g

It’s actually fun to search “rip off” on @pitchforkmedia: http://t.co/nrAAzuT4

“Dude! You stole our gradient!” http://t.co/dzgzvaAD

Happy 10th anniversary, @largeheartedboy. If I were in NYC, I’d be at @wordbrooklyn celebrating with you: http://t.co/cwMt0jFA

Actual tags for the Sendak/Colbert interview: Newt Gingrich, homosexual, Vin Diesel, sex, penises, asses, nudity, Jewish, MILFs

Sorry, that’s **40%** off. Dang! Am I making any money off these things? RT @20×200 http://t.co/OqNVPwyt

Get 20% off a few of my framed 11×14 editions –> RT @20×200: Ladies & Gents, It’s #RIDONK time! http://t.co/OqNVPwyt

The trick is to be too dumb to be humiliated.

One of the keys to “success” in our culture is a willingness to repeatedly humiliate one’s self in public.

“It’s amazing I’ve lived this long without destroying a person.” – Maurice Sendak to Stephen Colbert http://t.co/VDZZaz6X

Stephen Colbert: “Will you teach me to draw?”

Maurice Sendak: “No!”

“Where are you from, Willard?” “I’m from Ohio, sir.” “Were you born there?” “Yes, sir.” #apocalypsenow

“I took the mission. What the hell else was I gonna do?” #apocalypsenow

A hot toddy and a long book: the ultimate nightcap. #goodnight

Right now the pre-order of my new book costs less than a Chipotle burrito: http://t.co/AhyQedh4

.@mwsmith13 “Nobody gives a shit how you’re doing tonight in Cleveland.” — Bob Dylan http://t.co/uP9Ajv9t

Noted! RT @typegirl: I would totally wear a “garbage in, garbage out” t-shirt if it were created by @austinkleon. http://t.co/yRDhDWhN

“Depends who I’m lying to.” http://t.co/fpMJ6wVc

.@mattlumpkin Kenneth Koch had his students at Columbia Wite-Out comics and write new dialogue: http://t.co/rniXEIwB @stantoncranton

New cousin of #NewspaperBlackout Wite-out newspaper comics made @StantonCranton http://t.co/g1kgwtJL

“the gulp…that interlude where the book has quit belonging to you but doesn’t belong to anyone else yet” – Lethem http://t.co/7ZG5PV73

“Let the products sell themselves. Fuck advertising!” —The Minutemen http://t.co/GEPXjR4X

I forget how brutal Ohio is this time of year. Nothing but news of sickness and death. (@glass + @nczeitgeist y’all good?)