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August 1, 2008

Sunday, 31st of August


Writing about wordless books and woodcut novels for the blog, before we go see TROPIC
THUNDER

WORDLESS BOOKS AND WOODCUT NOVELS: http://is.gd/25UL

TROPIC THUNDER was okay. Just okay. Tom Cruise’s best role since MAGNOLIA (He’s only
good when he plays sleazebags.)

Meg and I want to start a chicken shack in Austin called THUNDERTHIGHS CHICKEN. The
logo will be everything…

September 1, 2008

Monday, 1st of September.

07:58:43 September Newspaper Blackout Poems Contest is up: http://is.gd/26QR Editor’s out of town, so the August winners will be announced soon.

08:23:27 All this Sarah Palin pregnancy photo stuff is making me think of that Errol Morris piece on captions: http://is.gd/1oRM Must blog later.

08:27:07 @TWalk a favorite Jesus quote: “Which of you by taking thought can add one cubit unto his stature?” – Matthew 6:27 (KJV)

08:55:54 My wife, the architect: “I wouldn’t wish architecture school on my worst enemy.” http://is.gd/26Wl

11:59:47 Sweatpants.

13:41:40 @madinkbeard really liked that last post. saw it right after i finished a post about captions: http://is.gd/27mb show don’t tell is useless.

13:43:18 The old writing adage “Show don’t tell” is useless to cartoonists. see @madinkbeard : http://is.gd/27ml and then see me: http://is.gd/27mb

13:58:22 “I detest this mongrel time, neither day nor night.” – Dickens on the afternoon http://is.gd/27o3

15:39:31 There was a Sharpie sale at OfficeMax: Buy two, get one free. You know what that means…

15:44:13 @tvtompd http://tinyurl.com/55l2bz

15:47:49 @TWalk 3 MAGNUMS for doing the full broadsheet poems. 😀

15:50:43 ♫ ♫ ♫ The kids in Bristol are sharp as a pistol, when they do the Bristol Stomp. ♫ ♫ http://tinyurl.com/55l2bz

19:11:14 Watching BOOGIE NIGHTS and making poems.

Tuesday, 2nd of September.

05:03:08 Up at the crack of dawn to exercise. We’ll see how long this new plan lasts.

06:28:09 “Alaska?? Come on, man! I don’t even know if there are any black people in Alaska!” – P Diddy http://is.gd/26lf

12:16:47 Just to remind everybody: the September Newspaper Blackout Poem Contest is up. It’s a fun one: http://is.gd/26QR

12:44:40 @kdelap i laughed a lot, but found it totally forgettable.

13:06:39 @ryancoleman that’s an excellent interactive graphic!

13:16:09 Dig this interactive candidate-matching infographic @ryancoleman dug up: http://is.gd/29h4

13:18:52 My platform for president: free health care and classrooms of 15 students or less. Funded by corporations and the upper 1%.

14:44:59 Need a haircut. Length is forcing me to slick it back into a faux-greaser look — which might be cool…if I played in a rockabilly band…

15:40:22 @TWalk yes! I need the black boots!

15:47:39 @TWalk no Fender, but I have this: http://is.gd/29zk

16:27:28 Sushi time.

18:43:24 God, I hate Windows. The simplest crap is impossible to do.

19:40:37 I learned stuff from this that even I didn’t even know: http://www.quarkbase.com/show/austinkleon.com

20:25:08 I have to admit, part of the reason I wanted a windows machine around was so I could play Psychonauts: http://is.gd/PyY

Wednesday, 3rd of September.

08:09:11 George Carlin’s last interview: http://is.gd/EoU Wonderful stuff. Thanks, @mlarson

08:40:13 @TWalk defense and foreign policy

10:12:26 Check out Jeff “The Dude” Bridges’ website: http://is.gd/2b4P It’s all hand-written. I’ve thought about blog posts like this…

10:54:40 The concept of going into debt for graduate school seems ludicrous to me. I say, get funded or dont go. (Exceptions abound: i.e. med school)

11:02:55 @aaronrester :-$ probably doesn’t count…

11:04:02 “I’m a Mac guy & so Spotlight helps me a lot. I just get on & say “asshole” & “minister,” I then can find what I want find.“ – George Carlin

11:11:34 Actually just remembered a never-posted blackout poem I did about graduate school back before we decided to move to TX: http://is.gd/2bbZ

13:11:38 @ryancoleman Yes! I re-watched his Psychonauts review last night as it was downloading on my borrowed PC http://is.gd/PyY

13:12:16 @ryancoleman i also wrote him a fanboy letter but he never responded…but that does not diminish the love

14:09:56 Great song: “You Want That Picture” off Bonnie Prince Billy’s last album. Okay live version: http://is.gd/2bxF

16:01:52 Father-in-law sent me this oldie: http://is.gd/2bJz I cannot believe those dudes are white. That’s some soul.

20:04:24 “In my writing I am acting as a map maker…” – William Burroughs, “Fold-ins” from THE THIRD MIND, which I’m digging

Thursday, 4th of September.

06:30:31 Beautiful morning in Austin, Texas.

08:08:34 I have no idea whether anyone would ever want to leave comments on my Tumblelog, but you can now: http://tumblr.austinkleon.com

08:12:29 Actually, I take it back: no comments on the Tumblelog. I don’t think anyone reads it anyways…i use it more like a filing system.

08:12:56 @madinkbeard oh really? maybe I should put them back. do you think it’s a good idea?

08:16:25 Ok, if only for @madinkbeard , the Tumblelog now has comments: http://tumblr.austinkleon.com/

08:22:06 @madinkbeard are you saying other people’s stuff is more interesting than my stuff? how dare you! 😉

08:29:39 @wpwend42 thanks, man! go for it

08:44:16 @madinkbeard & @wpwend42 reminded me i love having blog, tumblr, twitter separate. All have their place & people can tune 2 what they want 2

10:09:22 Beautiful Daily Show clip showing the hypocrisy of Republican pundits: http://is.gd/2dmL

13:21:19 @theBDR at least it beats “middle aged man with a fat ass” 😉 happy bday!

15:16:23 “Go sell crazy someplace else. We’re all stocked up here.” http://is.gd/2e0B

15:25:24 @scd rt: @pomeranian99 Interviewing Constance Steinkuehler — who is INSANELY SMART. 😀

15:34:30 @TWalk Band demos. For instance, Dept of Eagles’ “No One Does It Like You.” Demo: http://is.gd/2e2P Studio version: http://is.gd/25iT

15:50:38 I really want a piece of baklava. And a glass of milk.

17:47:50 Printing off the wife’s instructions for dinner.

19:35:57 @mlarson we’re going to the rangers game on saturday : I plan on consuming many beers and hot dogs (stadium mustard!)

19:37:10 I can’t wait up for Grandpa John. [creak of bones] G’night.

Friday, 5th of September.

06:07:19 Ghostbusters III??? WTF? http://is.gd/2fmp

08:59:19 @anorwood oh man. I’m actually hoping the Ghostbusters Wii game doesn’t suck…

09:48:10 @scd you’re not alone, i thought it was lame, too.

13:13:52 My wife needs to organize a party for under 50 graduate architecture students. Anybody have any suggestions for good catering in Austin?

15:26:31 Pump this song in your headphones and get ready for the weekend: http://is.gd/2gzw

18:16:57 My friend just referred to online trolling/hating as “the douchebaggery of the disembodied.” That’s a line worth stealing.

Saturday, 6th of September.

11:23:32 Off to the Rangers/Red Sox game for the day.

01:19:39 Had my first Kolache today at the Czech Stop in West, Texas. It was heavenly. http://www.czechstop.net

09:35:32 I really don’t know what to think about this. Maybe I should set up Newspaper Blackout Franchises in every country: http://is.gd/2jVe

11:29:39 @mlarson have an awesome trip! take lots of pictures! be safe!

15:50:45 Some doodles from the Rangers / Red Sox game last night: http://is.gd/2kwD

20:30:12 @anorwood eliminate that pesky whitespace today!

Monday, 8th of September.

07:51:24 Monday morning. “We’ll see what transgresses.” http://is.gd/2lZj

15:00:33 Man, Thomas Friedman is NAILING it on Fresh Air. Fantastic. http://is.gd/2n0a

19:12:01 When writing makes you want to punch someone in the face, that’s when you know it isn’t working.

Tuesday, 9th of September.

07:38:20 The new TV on The Radio has leaked. Go find it.

07:50:01 “The Rules of the Roadrunner” making the rounds was my first ever blog post way back when: http://is.gd/2oHh Weird.

07:54:38 What’s even weirder about my first real blog post? It was 3 years ago, TODAY. September 9th, 2005. There are no coincidences.

09:02:03 Photo geeks: travelling soon, and want a good, fixed lens for my digital rebel. (Old 50mm is too cropped.) 35mm f/2 for $250 on Amazon?

09:51:08 @rohdesign sweeeeet. look forward to seeing the notes

10:07:33 @sandrift thanks for the slrgear tip!

10:54:32 @dcagle that cartoon was great. yellow-bellied editors…sigh.

11:38:05 At the art library scanning the full-broadsheet poems that I’m going to show at VizThink tonight in Austin: http://vizthinkaustin.net

13:37:24 Whoa, I’ve never even listened to Deerhoof, but I dig their new single? http://is.gd/2pza Is all their stuff this good?

13:49:36 The new TV on The Radio is making me realize just how much Peter Gabriel is in their sound.

13:55:05 @theBDR will do! thanks for the rec!

14:57:25 If anybody is going to Vizthink tonight (it’s at @conjunctured), I could really use a ride from UT campus. DM me.

16:04:06 I’ll be showing off some never-before-seen poems tonight at VizThink in Austin (including full broadsheets!) http://is.gd/2pTj

Wednesday, 10th of September.

06:38:13 Perfect way to start your morning: http://tinyurl.com/6jcgfq

06:44:35 Democrats: stop whining about polls & Palin. Do what you can: donate $$$$ & get your asses out to vote in Nov. Simple. http://is.gd/2kL8

08:03:56 @roblifford “look away!” wake me up when there’s someone in office who doesn’t want to repeal The Enlightenment

10:00:06 Notes on last night’s VIzThink Austin Gallery Walk: http://is.gd/2rIG and photos: http://is.gd/2rIE

11:07:53 @DustyReagan glad you liked the caricature, man! thanks for having us

15:54:49 A force is watching over my wife and I today. Thanks be to it.

18:40:59 Meg and I have an application that’s being processed tomorrow. It would be awesome if it went through. Pray or cross fingers for us!!!

02:51:27 “The next president will disappoint you”: http://is.gd/2nV8

07:48:50 The more I listen to Bon Iver the more I like him. these arrangements live in the studio are fantastic: http://is.gd/2tZH

11:19:41 “Take…no thought for the morrow…Sufficient unto the day is the evil thereof.” Matthew 6:34 (I like “the day is its own trouble” better)

12:57:38 Something to remember this weekend, Texans: you don’t need electricity or running water to make a blackout poem! http://is.gd/5sI

13:36:05 @roblifford i was too stupid to even make THAT connection. “in a blackout? try blackout poems!”

13:58:38 Fellow Austin Vizthinkers (and friends) Marilyn Martin and Sunni Brown on the radio: http://tinyurl.com/3uzdv2

14:37:30 A picture can be worth a 1000 words. A word can be worth a 1000 pictures. And a picture + a word can be worth a 1,000,000 of both.

16:02:59 Steve Brodner: complete genius of visual metaphor. http://is.gd/2vq8

Friday, 12th of September.

08:08:51 The Dirty Projector’s RISE ABOVE never ceases to amaze me. What a fantastic record. “Six Pack” is my current favorite. http://is.gd/2x3C

08:23:20 Did my 104th poem for the book today. Dang.

08:29:28 Winner of the August Newspaper Blackout Poems Contest announced! http://is.gd/2x6G

13:03:37 Laughing at R. Crumb calling LSD his “Road To Damascus”: http://is.gd/2xIJ

13:40:56 Cartoonists are such nerds. http://is.gd/2xNC

17:07:01 Going to parties with strangers means I have to try to explain what it is that I do. I don’t really enjoy that, but I enjoy the free booze.

17:07:42 @tvtompd congratulations! i recommend jose and some chipotle

22:03:33 The wife and I are having a drunken WELCOME IKE dance party.

Saturday, 13th of September.

10:18:15 Where’s the rain?

13:54:53 Allmusic.com on Fleetwood Mac’s TUSK: “This is the ultimate cocaine album.” http://is.gd/2zJH

17:15:07 Getting lost in The Complete New Yorker and listening to Fleetwood Mac. I am incredibly lame.

17:31:05 Man, I continue to be absolutely amazed by the Gerd Arntz web archive. Fantastic resource: http://www.gerdarntz.org/isotype

18:39:17 Wine, cheese, blackout poems, and the Arcade Fire on Austin City Limits. Good way to start a Saturday Night, methinks.

19:32:59 Jesus, I can’t believe David Foster Wallace hung himself. I’m sad and mad and in shock. What a fucking waste. http://tinyurl.com/6h9ux3

21:35:56 God Bless Tina Fey.

Sunday, 14th of September.

11:02:14 Fascinating NYer article by Alex Ross on the evolution of the classical concert (incl. rad illo by Ralph Steadman): http://is.gd/2C3k

11:54:14 @mattforsythe it’s on Hulu: http://tinyurl.com/6k2soh

13:36:26 110 poems for the book…DONE.

13:38:49 My plan? Make 200-250 poems, throw out 50-100, put 150 in the book, then post 1 or 2 each week (Jan-Sept 09) until the release.

18:51:35 Burn After Reading verdict: wait for the DVD.

Monday, 15th of September.

06:40:54 @TWalk thanks for the DFW link: I had read *only* his two non-fiction books + online stuff, and considered myself a huge fan of his writing

06:41:59 Pump the Sixeyes Monday Morning mix: “McDonald’s is the place to rock!” http://is.gd/2EOG

07:43:42 I can’t remember the last morning I was actually chilly on my walk to and from the bus. Simply gorgeous here in Austin, TX.

09:17:51 The poet was right: “The waiting is the hardest part.” http://tinyurl.com/2ekfy6

13:31:17 @scd I’ve been listening to that Bon Iver record a lot lately. Dig these live-in-the-studio videos: http://is.gd/2tZH Really good stuff.

13:47:45 These Bob Dylan poems in the New Yorker make me feel better about the ones I made at lunch: #17 http://is.gd/2FP9 & #21 http://is.gd/2FP6

15:42:11 “She’s getting the biggest door prize of all time & she’s got complaints already!” – Brodner on Palin’s alleged victimhood http://is.gd/2G5k

17:14:47 Did something I’ve never done before: missed my bus stop. Went 3 blocks past our apt. (I was doing a poem, of course.)

18:54:02 Sweet: the Austin City Limits folks gave me some tixx to the Aimee Mann taping tomorrow night. http://is.gd/2Gru

Tuesday, 16th of September.

07:39:41 @RoundSparrow you can see the drawings on the blog tomorrow!

07:42:35 @TWalk comix + green = two hot bandwagons.

08:02:51 @TWalk well, I hope they both do, seeing as how my household is invested in both! 😉

08:04:20 This reminds me: I want to get a ThunderBird Coffee t-shirt (even though I drink more beer there than coffee): http://is.gd/2HMr

08:24:29 @mlarson welcome back 🙂

09:20:35 Had to add my 2cents to this ridiculous thread about students at my alma mater protesting going to class w/o electric: http://is.gd/2HZm

09:24:51 Oh, SNAP! RFK on Sarah Palin: http://tinyurl.com/59nuvf

10:58:47 In case you need to raise your blood pressure a bit: http://tinyurl.com/59re8z

12:37:08 @anorwood Run away!

15:41:04 Nerves shot. Need Sam Cooke.

16:33:03 Headed off to see Aimee Mann tape Austin City Limits!

Wednesday, 17th of September.

07:41:07 You gotta seize every spare moment to get some work in, b/c you never know: I did one of mybest poems half asleep on the bus this morning.

08:47:47 Sketches from last night’s Aimee Mann Austin City Limits taping: http://is.gd/2KJS

08:57:50 Oh, god: I guess I’m included in “blogs-to-books”, too: http://is.gd/2KL3

10:41:57 How did I go this long without hearing The Breeders’ POD? A+ Albini production…it’s like the lost Pixies album! Duh! http://is.gd/2L33

10:51:48 @anorwood awesome…I can’t believe I was never a fan. [smacks forehead]

11:26:36 @scd that’s where the “Duh” part of the tweet comes in.

13:04:26 Yesterday, Meg saw a hawk eating a dove. Today we befriended an albino squirrel. I’m taking the wildlife as a good omen.

13:06:09 Take a tip from me: when you write about / draw someone famous & post it on the internet, nowadays there’s a good chance they’ll see it.

14:22:20 @scd yeah, but she was delighted, and said it was, like, the most badass thing she’d ever seen

16:23:43 Just a quiet evening, tonight: self-medicating my loan application ulcer with a nice Cabernet and some Sharpie fumes…

17:04:08 @theBDR i think that’s the sweetest tweet I’ve ever read!

Thursday, 18th of September.

07:45:28 Only 4 days left to enter the September Newspaper Blackout Contest. What are you waiting for? http://is.gd/26QR

08:26:49 On the San Francisco Chronicle’s rating system, “The Little Man” : http://is.gd/2Nwm

15:37:13 @anorwood awesome!

16:32:43 Seriously, folks: if you’re over 18 & you live in the US, enter the September Newspaper Blackout

Poems contest! http://is.gd/26QR

Friday, 19th of September.

07:42:27 @mlarson those Iceland pictures are FANTASTIC

07:48:25 @everydayj thanks for the poem, man!

07:52:16 Decent cover of my fav Beck tune, “Jackass”: http://is.gd/2Qlx The original: http://is.gd/2QlI and

the sample source: http://is.gd/2QlY

08:04:56 Dang, I want to see this new Charlie Kaufman movie so bad! Great actresses!

http://is.gd/2PHQ

12:41:04 Two of my favorite White Stripes songs in one performance on Letterman: “Fell in love w/ a girl”

+ “Little Room” http://is.gd/2R6v

16:09:51 “Bad poets deface what they take, and good poets make it into something better, or at least

something different. -TS Eliot http://is.gd/2RBA

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19-September-2008

18:35:42 If that delusional tramp Kenley doesn’t get kicked off the next Project Runway, I’m gonna riot.

http://is.gd/2RSk

20:54:15 I really sympathize with Alec Baldwin. A lot of good dads get shitty deals in divorce cases.

Saturday, 20th of September.

07:17:27 I want to just sit around and read all day.

09:17:29 Just one more day to get your entry in for the September Newspaper Blackout Poems contest!

http://is.gd/26QR

13:08:16 @fatquestion yeah, kenley is done … glad you tried a blackout poem!

16:33:41 Having a blast playing Pyschonauts. Tim Schafer is one of my favorite storytellers.

http://www.doublefine.com

17:45:53 If you’re on a reality TV show, I’m allowed to make fun of you. Case closed. Here’s a hundred

reasons why: http://is.gd/Sjq

19:46:49 @gapingvoid genius. they actually put on an incredible live show.

20:19:12 Great movie you probably didn’t see: IN BRUGES. http://is.gd/2U0x

Sunday, 21st of September.

14:14:22 83 “definitely yes” poems done for the book. More than halfway there. http://is.gd/2VtU

14:17:02 @mlarson ah! I just put it on hold from library.

20:54:57 Pyschonauts is easily one of the best games I’ve ever played. Spent way too much time this

weekend playing it: http://is.gd/PyY

Monday, 22nd of September.

09:53:09 The Great Hand-drawn Mind Mappers Face-off. Vote for me, yo: http://is.gd/2Xy2

10:57:32 “I want to be done playing this lady Nov. 5. So if anybody can help me…that would be good.” –

Tina Fey http://is.gd/2XHE

14:42:07 ♫ I think I’d like to go / back home / and take it easy / there’s a woman that i’d like to get to know

/ livin’ there ♫ http://is.gd/2Xwy

Tuesday, 23rd of September.

08:18:28 @everydayj that my site would be used as a model for anything makes the hours of hair-tearing

worth it. ☢ thanks.

17:50:57 Watch Hollywood f*** up Moby Dick (or make JAWS, pt. 17): http://is.gd/32co

18:47:37 Whoever cuts the montages for the Alamo Drafthouse is freakin’ awesome. Dig October’s set to

a Lykke Li Remix: http://is.gd/32l6

19:02:05 @mattforsythe excellent piece! I’m so freaking excited to visit your city…

Wednesday, 24th of September.

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24-September-2008

09:23:05 @mlarson ARE YOU EXPERIENCED? is amazing. I also recommend “Machine Gun” off BAND

OF GYPSIES.

10:36:09 @mlarson when I need a meal / i rob and steal

13:19:22 ♫ we’re fighting a war we can’t win / they hate us, we hate them ♫ http://is.gd/34PV

13:49:04 Our internal Friday Lunch site at work that I designed has leaked onto the Internets. I say we go

public and sell it: http://is.gd/34Vk

16:28:16 Excited to take the curator’s tour of the new drawing exhibit at the Ransom Center tonight:

http://is.gd/35lP

20:10:55 I love downloading my cameraphone pictures after they’ve sat on my phone for a month or so.

Lots of forgotten moments: http://is.gd/mGy

Thursday, 25th of September.

07:47:17 When I die, burn me or freeze me: http://is.gd/3762 Don’t put me in the ground. A flaming pyre

would be nice…complete with a big party.

08:24:04 @mlarson EXACTLY!

12:24:06 ”’Good values people’ have had 8 years & done a shitty job. Lets find some bad values people &

give them a shot.” http://is.gd/388b

12:40:10 Okay folks, I’m taking a poll: are the Drive-By Truckers good enough to take 3 hours of vacation

to see them tape Austin City Limits?

13:02:41 @roblifford that’s what I’m thinkin’!

14:20:14 @lunavelis I can’t remember what I listened to while writing mine…but Pet Sounds is a good

pick. I think I drank more beer than coffee…

14:21:42 @keaggy Sounds like it should be a good show! What album(s) do you recommend?

14:33:43 My model so far: 1) write & draw 2) put it on the web 3) see what happens. Need to add 4) sell

product(s), make some dough.

15:49:54 @keaggy excellent! they’re on emusic.com, so I will check those out

15:55:12 @rohdesign as always, nice sketchnotes!

15:56:04 @rohdesign ps aren’t you always amazed at how pleased people are to look at things that are

hand-drawn? 🙂

16:17:13 Any web geeks out there know a jquery plugin that will do this effect: http://snacksize.com/

(Hover arrows, sliding images, w/ text+links)?

16:25:17 Heading to the art library to research Miguel Covarrubias. Awesome caricaturist I saw last night

at the Ransom Center: http://is.gd/38Mn

18:27:30 Great. So mousey-haired Portland girl gets rid of the prettiest model on Project Runway with the

cutest blonde hair ever. MORON!

20:27:01 Show me an architect and I’ll show you someone whose parents wouldn’t pay for art school.

Friday, 26th of September.

06:48:44 Looked at a bunch of R. Crumb sketchbooks yesterday, and last night I dreamed that I was

drawing & cross-hatching in his style. If only!

07:46:26 BB King’s LIVE AT THE REGAL for $2: http://is.gd/3anx Damned fine Friday morning listening.

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26-September-2008

09:33:59 Why oh why does Hamilton Leithauser (Walkmen) have to sing every song in a key that is

obviously too high for him? Sad. http://is.gd/3aId

12:39:06 This video got me pumped to draw during the Drive-By Truckers ACL taping this afternoon.

http://is.gd/3bfg Early weekend, free beer!

16:05:39 Drive-By Truckers were (pardon my french) FUCKING AWESOME!!!

19:06:51 TELL ME WHY YOU’RE FEELING BAD, GRANDPA JOHN

19:16:40 The DNA of Bears? http://is.gd/3ca9

19:43:32 Maverick…Maverick…Maverick…why does that name sound familiar? http://is.gd/3ccl

19:57:27 I don’t think I’m going to watch anymore of these debates. I know who I’m voting for, I’m not

learning anything, and worse, I’m bored. Feh.

20:19:54 @wpwend42 good idea.

21:18:53 Watching the 1st season of PUSHING DAISIES with Meg. Again. This show is much beloved in

the Kleon household, for good reason: it’s awesome.

Saturday, 27th of September.

13:57:21 ♬ “I can’t help it if I’m lucky” – Bob Dylan, “Idiot Wind” http://is.gd/3dB7 It don’t mean I ain’t

grateful — quite the opposite.

20:29:53 @drawers we should’ve beat that frenchman’s ass

20:40:59 Man, what a fantastic day.

Sunday, 28th of September.

15:24:24 October is going to be one crazy month.

18:28:46 One more week until we fly to Montreal for a week. Anybody got suggestions for stuff to see / do

/ eat?

20:52:11 @roblifford yes. Paul Newman may have died, but the true Hollywood tragedy this weekend was

ScarJo getting married. Sigh.

Monday, 29th of September.

06:52:17 Good omen: we rescued a lost dog on our morning walk.

07:02:02 Winners of the September Newspaper Blackout Poems Contest: http://is.gd/3h00

12:10:33 @kdelap returned to the owner!

12:45:37 Great NPR interview with Chris Onstad, creator of one of my favorite webcomics, ACHEWOOD:

http://is.gd/3i0e

15:17:05 Moment of panic: I only have 12 weeks (3 months) left to finish my book.

16:18:51 CAN’T HARDLY WAIT is one of the most underrated teen comedies ever. I might have to buy

this: http://is.gd/3iyL

21:08:41 Spacehog’s “In The Meantime” still kicks ass: http://is.gd/3j8L YEAH, MIDDLE SCHOOL!

21:11:04 “like Elvis in his jumpsuit” <– actual line from one of the poems going in the book

21:17:57 @bentumbrella possums! don’t tell meghan — she is totally creeped out by possums…saturday pm was awesome, by the way!

21:52:43 “If you don’t know a Michael Scott, you are Michael Scott.” – Steve Carell http://is.gd/3jdh

22:13:13 @listofnow the whole thing is on youtube! http://is.gd/3jff

22:16:59 Oh yes: someone uploaded the entirety of CAN’T HARDLY WAIT to YouTube: http://is.gd/3jff

Goodnight, folks!

Tuesday, 30th of September.

08:52:49 Ipods need a delete function — here’s a workaround: http://is.gd/3kws

09:50:58 @madinkbeard loving your Frank Santoro series — I have STOREYVILLE, but I’m going to have

to pick up CHIMERA, etc.

17:55:24 I had no idea Obama was a smoker! Fine by me: better than an alcoholic or an advocate for

teen pregnancy. http://is.gd/3lWy

18:12:19 And now I will tweet the best lines from CAN’T HARDLY WAIT: http://tinyurl.com/3jkz7m

18:12:42 “Yo, I GOTTA have sex tonight!” – Kenny Fisher http://is.gd/3lZU

18:14:56 “Time is honeys.” – Kenny Fisher http://is.gd/3lZU

18:19:29 FACT: 4 of the actors in CAN’T HARDLY WAIT went on to star on the TV show SIX FEET

UNDER. 9 were on BUFFY. http://is.gd/3m0C

18:29:33 “Why y’all gotta waste my flavor? Damn!” – Kenny Fisher http://is.gd/3m1Z

18:36:04 “Damn! She’s gonna think I got that premature evacuation!” – Kenny Fisher http://is.gd/3m2U

18:43:03 OK. Enough with the CAN’T HARDLY WAIT quotes. I don’t have the stamina to keep up with

them all.

18:43:54 In other news: Sarah Palin can’t (or won’t) name a newspaper she regularly reads:

http://tinyurl.com/43lzvc

September 30, 2008

18:12:19 And now I will tweet the best lines from CAN’T HARDLY WAIT: http://tinyurl.com/3jkz7m

18:12:42 “Yo, I GOTTA have sex tonight!” – Kenny Fisher http://is.gd/3lZU

18:14:56 “Time is honeys.” – Kenny Fisher http://is.gd/3lZU

18:19:29 FACT: 4 of the actors in CAN’T HARDLY WAIT went on to star on the TV show SIX FEET

UNDER. 9 were on BUFFY. http://is.gd/3m0C

18:29:33 “Why y’all gotta waste my flavor? Damn!” – Kenny Fisher http://is.gd/3m1Z

18:36:04 “Damn! She’s gonna think I got that premature evacuation!” – Kenny Fisher http://is.gd/3m2U

18:43:03 OK. Enough with the CAN’T HARDLY WAIT quotes. I don’t have the stamina to keep up with

them all.

October 1, 2008

Wednesday, 1st of October.

08:00:09 October newspaper blackout poem contest: http://tinyurl.com/4wj6hb

08:16:19 I could watch Steve Brodner draw all day: http://is.gd/3nrb

08:37:54 AMERICA: a land where you’re free to proudly celebrate your mediocrity!

09:03:25 @roblifford so cool!

Thursday, 2nd of October.

07:39:45 Van Morrison to Play Astral Weeks in Full: http://is.gd/3qqJ Lester Bangs on one of the greatest

albums of all time: http://is.gd/3qqR

08:21:00 Listen to 3 of the best songs on ASTRAL WEEKS: http://is.gd/3qyQ Then get the whole album:

http://is.gd/3qz5

10:38:46 The word ‘intellectual” is never meant as a compliment: http://is.gd/3qYx

11:07:21 @madinkbeard some of his stuff is really great. love the way Phil Hoffman plays him in

ALMOST FAMOUS

13:50:39 Austinites who havnt seen the A++ documentary about Barton Springs, THE UNFORESEEN:

you can do so tonight @ the springs! http://is.gd/3rwK

14:00:48 “You can literally register to vote while you’re pooping…if you have a laptop.” I’m in.

http://is.gd/3o84

14:14:14 Even though 90% of everything is crap, I now empathize so much with any new author releasing

a new book — it ain’t easy, folks. Be kind.

15:49:11 Rolling Stone nails it: it ain’t “Country First,” it’s “McCain First.” http://is.gd/3nVl

19:16:30 Gosh darn it, golly gee, the fact that a nice, harmless lady like Sarah Palin could be President…it

makes me want to scalp a Republican.

19:35:42 Funny you should mention rape, Governor Palin…

19:49:14 “The Castro Brothers” would be a good band name.

19:54:51 My fellow Americans: no one loves America more than Austin Kleon. Austin Kleon loves

America. Austin Kleon IS America!

20:32:38 Obama / Biden ’08: We put the FUN in fundamental change!

Friday, 3rd of October.

09:39:18 @rohdesign happy birthday!

10:04:04 @Drawers man, I was so pleased with Biden. I think he’s a better debater than Obama, even.

10:05:39 A thought: good money management is as much about saying “no” to the culture around you

than anything else. It’s making your own values.

11:24:53 Money management napkin doodle: http://is.gd/3u8K

11:31:31 @mlarson Yeah! If you approach it with discipline, money is the simplest thing in the world.

17:49:43 WWRSD: What would Ray Smuckles do? http://is.gd/3v5v

20:39:49 @mattforsythe If you hear someone whistling “The Farmer In The Dell”…run. (Omar comin’!)

http://is.gd/3vme

Saturday, 4th of October.

09:12:11 When I used to listen to REM’s “Don’t Go Back To Rockville,” I would substitute in “Circleville”

Still works pretty well: http://is.gd/3wcP

09:18:23 “The truth ain’t like puppies, a bunch of them running around, and you pick your favorite.” —

Emerson Cod http://is.gd/3wdp

15:17:17 Tell us good things to do / see / eat while we’re in Montreal! http://is.gd/3wMn

21:38:45 “I believe marriage is meant to be a sacred institution between two unwilling teenagers.” – Tina

Fey as Sarah Palin

Sunday, 5th of October.

09:53:54 Every time my wife Googles “Green Preservation,” I hear her mutter, “Stupid Kinks.”

http://is.gd/3yln

14:57:11 My fascist blasphemy for the day: voting is a lot like reading — you should only do it if you’re

gonna vote for / read the right stuff…

Monday, 6th of October.

08:22:39 Anybody going to see Art Spiegelman at Bookpeople here in Austin tomorrow night? (Tuesday,

7PM) I’ll be there. http://is.gd/3AZw

11:02:56 Listening to these Dylan cuts reminds me: there is a reason why songs are unreleased and

scenes are deleted. http://is.gd/3BxS

13:28:39 @MyLifeInaCube she said yes, right? 🙂

15:17:20 “I need a vacation.” http://tinyurl.com/3gzko8

15:40:59 Great. They question you at customs for stuff you have in your sketchbook? I’m doomed. Wait

’til they see my newspaper: http://is.gd/3BWt

16:01:54 @rohdesign “I’m with the CIA, let me through”

20:22:22 Reminder to self: you work a day job so you don’t have to take on illustration work. (Turning

down work is hard for me.)

Tuesday, 7th of October.

08:08:13 “A new book out this fall, “Health at Every Size,” by Linda Bacon” <– can’t make that up.

http://is.gd/3EGe

14:29:11 I don’t think I’ve ever looked so forward to a vacation. Escaping Texas. Escaping America.

Escaping code. Escaping Sharpies and newsprint…

16:26:12 Going to go see Art Spiegelman at Bookpeople. Stop and say hello if you see me and Meg.

20:22:25 Art Spiegelman was so much more fun to listen to than either of these guys.

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21:35:11 My notes on Art Spiegelman’s talk at BookPeople tonight (includes sketchbook comics)

http://is.gd/3GZt

Wednesday, 8th of October.

08:28:51 @rohdesign thanks! he was just as awesome as I’d hoped. really funny and a nice guy.

09:27:29 Bloggers: breaking interviews into 2,3,4,∞ parts is an annoying, lame way to try to get more

traffic/subscribers. Be generous. Don’t do it.

11:18:52 I am not taking a computer on vacation. I am very happy about this.

12:31:55 Okay, the MUSIC of Deerhoof is pretty freaking amazing, but why in the hell do they let this

chick sing for them?

12:32:25 @mlarson no worries! I will have the sketchbook 😀

12:48:15 A copy in my hands, I can assure you: Crispin Glover’s RAT-CATCHING is batshit crazy. Video

review to come next week. http://is.gd/3Jek

13:01:20 Wow. Watching Scott Adams draw Dilbert is almost as boring as reading it. Talk about taking all

magic out of making… http://is.gd/3JgI

13:49:24 @MyLifeInaCube The Cintiq inspires a great lust within my heart…

13:52:22 Two lectures I’m going to miss tomorrow: on how our eyes produce color: http://is.gd/3Jqk and

drawing: http://is.gd/3Jqh cc: @anorwood

22:39:15 On a much-needed vacation from the internets.

Thursday, 9th of October.

18:06:32 Bonsoir, Montreal!

18:16:55 You never know who’s reading: Edward Tufte linked to my map of BEAUTIFUL EVIDENCE!

http://is.gd/3NzU

Friday, 10th of October.

07:54:33 Beautiful morning in Montreal.

18:05:24 @lunavelis yes! beautiful campus. must visit if you’re considering

18:23:35 EPIC: according to Google Maps, we walked at least 8 miles across Montreal today. Taking the

Metro tomorrow, methinks. http://is.gd/3RxC

18:30:18 @mattforsythe Good news: picked up Ojingogo + yr sketchbook @ D+Q store today! Bad news:

they didn’t have a Tom Gauld t-shirt my size…

Saturday, 11th of October.

15:38:01 Met photographer Kate Hutchinson today — she was super nice and seemed surprised a couple

of Texans stopped by the show.. http://is.gd/3TSk

15:39:17 Our impression: Montreal is less a sightseeing city, and more of a sit in a cafe on St. Denis,

smoke cigarettes, and draw cartoons city.

21:10:43 Amazing dinner tonight at Au Pied de Cochon. A must if you’re ever in Montreal:

http://is.gd/3Uvn

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21:11:59 Montreal seems like more of a nighttime city. Tonight’s highlight: 7 young thugs singing GnR’s

“Night Train” at the top of their lungs.

Sunday, 12th of October.

07:49:22 @mattforsythe yeah! 3 of them: they’re hanging on the wall behind the counter. they’re pretty

much sold out, though, unless yr a small

09:27:48 Heading up to Mont Royal and the Mile End neighborhood today.

13:50:41 Not feeling the love for Montreal today.

18:15:40 @kdelap everything’s fine — just not as bowled over by the city as everyone said we’d be

Monday, 13th of October.

08:06:35 Sometimes complaining works: Holiday Inn moved us to a 2bedroom suite last night. Slept like a

baby.

08:06:52 Happy Thanksgiving, Canadians!

18:20:24 @scd yes, I suggest getting a wife…they are very handy

18:34:03 RT @tvtompd: “Columbus Day, America! We found it, we named it, we built it, and we put in the

driveways and landscaping!”

18:51:44 Instructions on the back of KRAZY GLUE: “Do not use to attach artificial nails.”

Tuesday, 14th of October.

04:51:05 GREAT DAY in Montreal: went to see TELL NO ONE (****), ate mussels + drank beer up on St.

Denis, and then drew a bunch of cartoons.

05:21:26 If it takes you 1/2 an hour to make a blackout poem and you win, that’s like making $24/hour.

Enter the contest, people: http://is.gd/42dz

07:40:31 One of the greatest feelings in the world: getting an e-mail out of the blue from someone you

look up to. Rad, rad, rad.

07:51:36 Lounge of the Montreal Hilton. Garden courtyard to right, pool to left. Chinese doorman

humming “Rudolph the Rednose Reindeer.” Life=weird.

08:35:39 Poolside at the Montreal Hilton. Making poems in the sunshine. Swanky.

08:37:40 USA Today: “If there’s one feature that defines the presidential debate on education, it’s this:

near silence.” Amen. http://is.gd/42T2

10:27:24 Just wrote an e-mail to someone asking for career advice. (From me?) I said, “You don’t need a

degree. You need proof you can do the work.”

10:39:38 This trip has not been very relaxing. Which is why I’m working at the bar in the Hilton. A bit of

pampering, please.

19:37:20 @apelad agreed! thunderbird1958 had an amazing collection of 45s, but his account was

suspended…

19:42:28 I’ll do a blog post later, but in case you can’t wait to see stuff from my Montreal sketchbook:

http://is.gd/45i0

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Wednesday, 15th of October.

08:04:08 Never thought I’d say this, but: I miss Texas. This trip has made me realize how happy I am in

Austin. Time to go home.

16:19:21 Sketched an Otto Dix painting and bought ASTRAL WORKS on LP for $8. I’d call that a good

day.

18:47:14 400 fans of the poems on Facebook. Too cool! http://is.gd/KqD

19:55:24 I said I wasn’t going to watch another debate. I also said no internet on vacation. FAIL, FAIL,

FAIL. [ sigh ]

20:00:16 Joe The Plumber probably makes at least 5x my salary.

20:20:18 I think both candidates suck on education. The only person I liked on education was Bill

Richardson. I would’ve voted for that guy.

Thursday, 16th of October.

12:56:20 Back home in Austin, Texas. Really, really glad I live here.

13:02:27 Yeah, this is pretty much how I felt when I lived in Ohio: http://tinyurl.com/4dbvlp

13:02:41 @lunavelis that is genius

13:32:00 @minorjive that old Genesis is SO GOOD

13:36:16 Holy shit, this old vinyl copy of ASTRAL WEEKS I bought for $8 sounds SO GOOD.

15:08:27 @sct yes!

16:00:53 @thcrawford same here! I ate like a pig in Montreal and didn’t gain a pound. but then, I probably

walked an average of 5 miles a day…

20:06:26 Playing guitar tonight I remembered the riff to this great Radiohead b-side: http://is.gd/4dVe OK

Computer era b-sides = genius.

Friday, 17th of October.

06:45:09 @odannyboy can’t believe i didn’t remember that song while we were in O’Hare yesterday…

10:12:39 @anodyne2art love that one too

10:18:35 @thedynamo yeah man, thanks for the kind words! ive thought a lot about branding for artists,

never written much about it http://tr.im/eyd

10:20:34 Flattered by @thedynamo ‘s kind words: http://tr.im/eyh Artist as brand is definitely something

I’ve thought a lot about… http://tr.im/eyd

12:35:50 “Is art basically glorified child’s play, extending…thru a lifetime, picking up ideas & gaining

finesse as it goes?” http://tr.im/f19

15:37:39 Straight Talk Express: cool little zine about McCain http://tr.im/f4z

20:10:34 “Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington, man…”

http://tr.im/f9r

Saturday, 18th of October.

10:17:19 Lunch at Quality Seafood, then Maker Faire with @drawers & @bentumbrella. Beautiful day for

it.

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18:19:12 Going to an opening at Art Palace: http://tr.im/fo6

Sunday, 19th of October.

12:28:50 The return of Terry Tate! http://tinyurl.com/6an8sa

14:51:21 Photos from Maker Faire yesterday: http://tr.im/g02

15:23:28 Download esau mwamwaya + radioclit the very best mixtape…you won’t be disappointed:

http://tr.im/g0m

15:32:43 Montreal trip photos: http://tr.im/g0y

17:14:17 I can see this blog post pissing some “art world” types off. I don’t care: http://tr.im/g2h

19:30:31 Just a reminder: poems for the October blackout poems contest are due at 5PM this Thursday.

Have you submitted yours? http://tr.im/g43

Monday, 20th of October.

08:05:43 Top 5 celebrity golfers I’d hit the links with: 1) Willie Nelson 2) Bill Murray 3) Samuel L. Jackson

4) Jack Nicholson 5) Matt McConaughey

09:38:34 Sweet: the dollar’s spike meant our Montreal trip was a lot cheaper than I thought it was. That

van record was even more of a bargain! $6.75

13:12:35 Retweeting @Twalk retweeting @shawnz: “Genius is the recovery of childhood at will.”

~Rimbaud

15:06:13 Wish I’d had this list when I was working at the library, teaching computers to senior citizens:

http://tr.im/gmu cc: @beatleboymatt

18:21:58 Let’s Go Away for Awhile http://tr.im/gqf

20:12:10 Watching a fascinating PBS documentary on LBJ

Tuesday, 21st of October.

09:14:55 A beautiful morning to have abnormal cells cut off the back of your head.

09:31:08 If it weren’t for Vietnam, LBJ would’ve gone down in history as a great president: http://tr.im/h4u

09:32:15 @TWalk thanks! everything went fine

11:20:26 “The country is most barbarously large & final. It is too much country…alternately drab &

dazzling, spectral & remote.” http://tr.im/h7e

17:04:59 @odannyboy I’ll second that emotion

17:15:43 A care package from one of my heroes: http://tr.im/hfe Rivaled only by this one: http://tr.im/hfh

Life is really cool, sometimes.

21:45:36 To be 13 again, with my pawn shop guitar, looking out the window at the cornfields. Back then, I

wanted to be here. Life laughs at you.

Wednesday, 22nd of October.

08:01:37 The idea that small towns are the best part of America is laughable — especially when you grew

up in one: http://tr.im/hs8

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08:52:04 One more day to enter the October contest. Come on, you know you want to: http://tr.im/htn

11:12:02 Holy crap. White Denim show at Club Deville tonight for $9. Wonder if I can convince the wife to

go… http://tr.im/hx7

11:18:09 @madinkbeard amen, brother

11:24:31 @bonitasarita i really want to see them before they get too huge…heard nothing but good things

15:08:21 We should get some folks in the Treasury Department to enter the blackout poem contest!

http://tr.im/i4l

21:30:45 Sketchbook and photo slideshows & recalling the highlights of our Montreal trip: http://tr.im/ic6

Thursday, 23rd of October.

08:23:55 Larry David on the election: http://tr.im/ikk

08:24:34 @rohdesign thanks, mike! I really loved that slideshow site you used…had to try it out

08:25:10 Escape the election madness! Enter the blackout poems contest! You have til 4PM EST this

afternoon: http://tr.im/htn

13:12:06 @rohdesign totally…excellent tool!

13:12:40 @Stammy flickrslidr is rad. $3000 well deserved!

13:15:07 @kdelap i got your entry…very cool! i should be announcing the winners soon… 😉

14:20:05 @TWalk that article is rad. funny thing is, originally he couldn’t get them to publish it!

http://tr.im/iu6

15:42:36 @TWalk yeah i love the fleetwood mac vs. eagles comparison! much richer than the NYer piece

16:16:19 This animation blows my mind: http://tinyurl.com/56gend

16:27:21 “Onceuponatime, a group called the Clash sang ‘We’re a garage band.’ But who can afford a

garage nowadays?” -Ian Svenonius http://tr.im/ixg

Friday, 24th of October.

07:31:19 I want to punch the librarian who came up with the UT libraries recall system.

07:37:44 Freestyle Rap Battle Translation: http://tr.im/jdm Thanks, @lunavelis

08:56:58 @anorwood you better take some time from sharepoint and pick a stellar place to eat!

12:21:47 Ate the REPUBLICAN taco at Torchy’s, then voted straight DEMOCRAT. Who says there’s no

party unity anymore?

12:42:37 @madinkbeard that’s right! my stomach is ignorant of party politics

13:05:16 Group prayer as time management and an organizational tool: http://tr.im/jnz

14:30:08 @keaggy have you seen his new mini, OR ELSE? god, it’s great. picked it up in Montreal. one

of my favorite cartoonists.

15:26:36 Architecture firm PageSoutherlandPage uses newspaper blackout poems in their proposal for a

new central library in Austin: http://tr.im/jss

15:31:43 @rohdesign in that interview, when you mentioned taking notes during sermons it reminded me

of Kevin Huizenga’s SERMONS: http://tr.im/jsw

20:25:58 Watch the documentary about the Eels singer, Mark Everett (E) and the search for his physicist

father before it disappears: http://tr.im/jyy

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Saturday, 25th of October.

08:30:17 ♬ “Life is hard / And so am I…” ♬ http://tr.im/k8w

09:24:14 @TWalk congrats, man!

10:43:15 Even the “weaker” Pixies albums blow everything out of the water. Witness: TROMPE LE

MONDE http://tr.im/kbd

12:03:33 Austin Voters: Vote NO on Prop 2 http://tr.im/kcz

15:41:36 @bentumbrella you survived a week of houston! yay!

18:33:18 @robotjohnny meeting that woman changed my life. seriously. enough energy and inspiration

for a lifetime… http://tr.im/kj7

18:35:37 Going through a year of New Yorkers with an X-acto blade. I hate recycling them…but I’m fear

The Wife’s wrath if I don’t…

23:00:59 @bentumbrella why in the heck did I think it was Houston? duh. i must’ve inhaled too many

sharpie fumes tonight

23:03:53 SNL producers tonite: “Dude, we don’t have Tina Fey, Amy Poehler’s in labor, we suck at jokes,

lets just let Coldplay do 3 songs. Screw it.”

Sunday, 26th of October.

08:21:12 @lunavelis man, that was my least-favorite part of senior project. good luck.

08:26:56 @thcrawford you mean, they were trying hard not to sound like Coldplay? about the only thing

the new songs retain is Martin’s voice…

08:55:33 Walk to Galaxy Cafe for breakfast, then my beloved Sunday Morning Activity: Half Price Books!

14:29:45 I’m thinking about calling this poem MY REVIEW OF I AM LEGEND: “arresting the scene in

which the dog died / i called for his head on ice.”

14:49:02 Thesis: most 80s songs would be improved if you cut out the bridge.

15:07:14 @aaronrester exactly! they’d actually be GOOD songs

16:21:41 The week’s last poem: “in LOVE all you can do / is fail so badly the first time / the ReSt u don’t

mind a t all.”

17:23:01 New blog post: GET YOURSELF A CALENDAR (complete with MAGNOLIA clip!)

http://tr.im/l07

18:07:46 Andy Rooney needs to be put out to pasture. Hopefully after the election, he and McGramps

can commiserate about being old and grumpy.

19:26:25 Drunk drawing.

Monday, 27th of October.

08:00:07 Winners of the October Newspaper Blackout Poems contest: http://tr.im/ldu

08:17:11 You know it’s Monday when the first line of your morning bus ride blackout poem is “Who put

me here?”

08:30:25 @kdelap my pleasure! 😀

10:39:13 Happy Tenth Anniversary, American Elf: http://tr.im/liy

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12:28:25 Deerhoof’s new album, OFFEND MAGGIE, is my new favorite working music: http://tr.im/lmc

13:42:18 @Drawers energy 😀 have a good trip!

16:04:54 Going to Scholz Beer Garten (meg has a meeting there) http://tr.im/lty Any beer/food

recommendations?

16:21:42 @anorwood thanks, man!

17:04:58 Hanging out at Scholz Garden. Doing poems. Bartender’s last name is Leon, as opposed to

Kleon. Suddenly want a cigarette…and some brisket!

18:16:13 Had to implore the bartender to put on the World Series. Who gives a crap about Monday Night

Football? What is this, Texas?

18:22:38 Closed Captioning on the bar TV says the Phillies are playing the Gay Rays. Must be a Phillies

fan who programmed it…

18:36:39 @madinkbeard off to a great start!

19:04:28 @madinkbeard I’m rooting for y’all. Mostly because I hate the state of Florida and think it should

be sold back to Spain…

20:50:27 @Drawers oh, we rocked the Blizzard yesterday…Butterfinger, of course, the only kind…

20:52:46 I knew someone would quit following me after my hate speech against Florida, but I don’t care.

Thanks, Qwitter. http://useqwitter.com/

20:55:31 Food at Scholz Garten = disgusting. Waste of money and gut space. The Franziskaner was

awesome, though. Thanks @anorwood & @overprocessed

21:08:32 Getting into bed with @megzo — no night is ever a complete waste!

Tuesday, 28th of October.

09:38:53 When Obama wins, I want to walk the streets with a ghetto blaster pumping Spoon’s “The

Underdog.” http://tinyurl.com/6x46hs

13:07:32 “New” Arthur Russell record AND a documentary! http://tr.im/mn1

15:41:35 “____ takes an invisible phenomenon and turns it into a visible picture” http://tr.im/mt0 You could

fill in the blank with comics, too.

15:44:24 @madinkbeard this reminded me of dash shaw’s bottomless belly button (and your review) –>

http://tr.im/mt0

18:35:15 David Byrne visits Cleveland, gets ripped off by a cabbie, rides down Euclid Ave, and watches a

grotesque old rocker: http://tr.im/my0

21:13:17 If Obama were a real socialist, that’d be even better. Instead, I’ll settle for young, multi-racial,

Democratic intellectual.

21:24:18 Huh: who knew that in the midst of this economic meltdown, the Communist Manifesto turned

160!? http://tr.im/n1v

21:26:00 “The rich get richer and the poor get poorer.” – my grandfather, who lost the family farm after a

hail storm and foreclosure. Socialist?

21:29:25 I want free health care and free education for every American — the same things they wanted in

the Communist Manifesto.

21:31:05 @wpwend42 hahaha….yes!

21:40:38 Holy crap: an MTV video archive: http://tr.im/n2d Thanks, @anorwood !

21:56:41 [EXCLUSIVE!] New Obama campaign video: http://tr.im/n2l

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Wednesday, 29th of October.

07:57:43 @lunavelis have you heard “Welcome To the Terrordome”? That’s my favorite. FEAR OF A

BLACK PLANET! http://tr.im/nbu

08:00:13 @jcsalterego yeah, @jkottke linked to that. very cool!

08:06:04 @lunavelis ack! that youtube had no vocals. listen to this one: http://tr.im/nc5

08:07:11 ♫ i got so much trouble on my mind / refuse to lose / here’s yo ticket / here the drummer get

wicked ♫ http://tr.im/nc5

10:20:24 @mlarson “just between you and me, I’m really excited about the Ring Dings and Pepsi”

10:25:08 The Breeders’ MOUNTAIN BATTLES is pretty rad: http://tr.im/ngf More proof of how important

Kim Deal was to the Pixies.

11:26:53 Drawing with water: http://tr.im/nie

16:00:44 Sartre said “hell is other people.” I wonder how many designers have that pinned to their cubicle

wall. (Other people = clients.)

19:59:34 Man, it’s fun to watch people win. Congrats, Phillies! Next up: Obama!

21:45:06 rt @megzo me: “sometimes i wonder where our future dog is now.” ak: “hopefully curled up on

the lap of some old lady who’s about to kick it”

Thursday, 30th of October.

06:37:26 Big day….BIG day. More details this afternoon…

07:55:29 These folks: http://tr.im/obs want to use this: http://tr.im/obv on a t-shirt. I said, “Cool, let’s do it.”

#ukulele

09:32:49 Here goes everything…see you on the other side.

13:43:42 OK, it’s official: we closed on a house today. It’s built, we bought it, we got the keys, we move in

this weekend. Booyah! http://tr.im/omy

14:44:13 @chrisferan NOW you’re talkin’! 😉

16:20:28 @Drawers so jealous of the location in NYC!! thanks for the times pic and the congrats…see

you when you get back!

16:59:23 Going to see TV ON THE RADIO at Stubbs tonight: http://tr.im/otc

23:29:04 TV on the Radio was rad: http://tr.im/p1d

Friday, 31st of October.

00:05:03 Doodle of the new house: http://tr.im/p1v

06:24:36 @chrisferan DEFINITELY apply for the goldman prize. if you don’t, you’ll slap yourself later, like

i did

07:29:56 @theBDR “awesome!” re: the traffic, “curses!” re: the spam, “rawk!” re: dino jr.

07:31:40 If you’re bored this morning, here’s a couple of blog posts: TV On The Radio sketches:

http://tr.im/p1d and The New House: http://tr.im/p1v

08:16:27 @theBDR deerhoof is coming to funfunfun fest here in austin…i might have to drop the $50 to

see them (LOVE the new album)

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08:34:35 Free advice: if someone can’t tell from scanning (not reading) your e-mail what you want from

them, your e-mail has failed. <delete>

09:25:16 @ryancoleman loved your post on halloween as a visual thinker’s holiday! http://tr.im/p9s

unfortunately, w/ the move, we have no pumpkin!

09:40:28 @bonitasarita When I lived in Ohio, I thought King of the Hill was overblown satire. In Texas,

now I realize it’s deadpan realism!

09:42:51 @bonitasarita King of the Hill in french, spotted on our Montreal trip: “Henri Pis Sa Gang”

http://tr.im/pa7

09:43:07 @ryancoleman thanks, man!

09:53:07 @bonitasarita watching it in french it was like something out of a beckett play: a bunch of guys

standing around speaking french…waiting..

10:03:32 HOMESLICE for lunch! http://tr.im/pay Love this place. When I was a kid, my brother used to

say, “What up, homeslice?”

10:03:49 @bonitasarita just a dude mumbling in french. lol

13:35:00 I need a DeLorean with a flux capacitor.

14:48:50 Our last 3 moves: ☞ Oxford to Cleveland: 250 miles. ☞ Cleveland to Austin: 1500 miles ☞ Apt to

house: 4 miles. Think I can handle this one.

19:53:50 Hung out on our new porch steps tonight and passed out candy. Met our new neighbors and

watched the sunset. Heavenly.

19:54:34 Stood behind Britt Daniel in line at Chipotle tonight. He was not wearing any aluminum foil, and

therefore, did not get a free burrito.

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Saturday, 1st of November.

09:42:57 Beautiful weekend to move. Could be cooler, but no chance of rain. (Or snow, but that’s a

given…)

13:14:52 It’s cheap bastard vs. cheap bastard. The question is, “Who will win?”

21:09:41 Kind of a crappy day. Medicating w/ beer.

Sunday, 2nd of November.

08:13:45 Extra hour to pack & move: awesome.

Monday, 3rd of November.

02:36:56 I had two wishes for November: 1) we’d be living in a new house 2) Obama would be elected. #1

happened today, #2 will happen tuesday

02:37:28 Me: “Wow, this is the first time we’ve ever had cable.” Cable guy: “What, have you been living

under a rock?”

02:39:12 I have always chuckled at FREE AIR signs at gas stations. No more. All machines within 5

blocks took 75 cents, quarters only. I had none.

02:41:26 movin’ on up / to the east side / we finally got a piece of the pie!

09:19:03 Moved into the house in one maniacal weekend. My body hurts everywhere. Time for heavy

doses of coffee, bacon, and Advil.

11:48:56 @Drawers i like it — y’all ready to come see the new pad?

11:49:22 @Drawers how long are you in NYC?

11:54:37 Dig my buddy @drawers ‘s drawings: http://twitter.com/Drawers http://twitpic.com/jr1x

12:03:56 @MyLifeInaCube i finally got my scanner unpacked…I’ll try to send you something!

14:57:25 Had an obvious – but important – thought this morning: I draw because it makes me feel alive.

15:42:18 Austinites: is FUN FUN FUN Fest worth the dough?

19:02:03 Ladies and gentlemen, we have hot water. “Me man, me make fire!”

Tuesday, 4th of November.

10:34:39 Take your mind off the election! Enter the November newspaper blackout poems contest!

http://tr.im/sjn

16:02:31 @ryancoleman and now I have a craving as well.

16:04:22 In the past month or so, there have been at least a dozen times that I wanted to pull a Rip Van

Winkle. “Wake me up when it’s over!”

16:39:32 Wish I could be out sketching people at the polls like I did for the primaries: http://tr.im/szc

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16:50:22 Burroughs said the cut-up method was time-travel. Old blackout poem about landlords seems

clairvoyant this week: http://tr.im/szr

23:46:18 @roblifford yes! send in the puppies!

23:54:56 Way to go, Ohio! Proud of my native state.

Wednesday, 5th of November.

00:01:02 “A ripple in the universe / someone named him Obama.” http://tr.im/tet

00:11:26 All humans — especially Americans — love a good story. And that’s why Obama won.

09:09:42 @mlarson happy birthday, pal — that was one helluva present last night! hope you gave it the

party it deserved

09:46:44 Cap Metro on strike in ATX. Luckily, the new house is only 2 miles from campus: Meg and I

walked it this morning. Took about 40 minutes.

10:02:47 2008 isn’t over yet, but it’s kind of fun to look at a visual archive of the blog in the past year:

http://tr.im/trw

14:46:48 On “The Proximity of bodies” @mlarson had some really good thoughts http://tr.im/u2k

16:21:22 @bentumbrella that is rad! i stood behind luke wilson at security once, but Phil Hoffman?? too

cool!

17:11:11 @chrisferan what article is that from??? hilarious!

17:12:06 I don’t know what possessed me to post an excerpt of my undergrad thesis, but I did:

http://tr.im/u7z

19:33:32 @chrisferan yeah, obermann was all over it tonight (oh, cable…sigh)

19:38:42 @chrisferan dig the Austin City Limits blog: one of the techs posts about the gear! total gear

porn: http://tr.im/uc8

Thursday, 6th of November.

00:13:15 And you may find yourself in a beautiful house / with a beautiful wife / And you may ask yourself

/ how did I get here? http://is.gd/55vg

09:48:09 We’re East-siders now. RT @megzo: overheard on the bus: “you goin’ to the meeting this

morning?” “nah, i gotta go meet my PO”

11:32:17 @davegray great reading list! lots to add to my own

11:55:45 Really digging this Littly Joy album (side-project of the Strokes’ drummer) Laid back, lots of uke.

Take a listen: http://tr.im/v05

13:42:57 @davegray Scott McCloud’s UNDERSTANDING COMICS…maybe?

14:12:10 @harryzicht thanks! 😀

15:39:59 Amazed that United Features made 50 years of Peanuts free online: http://tr.im/v8k Needs

full-text search & better design…but dang!

17:49:48 Staying late at the office to work on poems. Waiting on @megzo to finish class. Lights out,

playing some music.

Friday, 7th of November.

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09:15:31 ♫ Jolene, Jolene, JOLENE, JOLEEEEEENE! ♫ http://tr.im/vwk

10:42:16 “Its often the guys at the back treating the music business as some vast cosmic joke who seem

2 b loving evry minute of it” http://tr.im/vze

13:33:11 @jbj thanks for the bookslut mention — entries have dwindled a little for the last

contest…hopefully that will get a few more!

14:23:42 Hate it when I Google a phrase for research & the 1st thing that comes up is my own blog. i.e.

“Mathematical storytelling”: http://tr.im/w8w

14:42:25 Finally. The New Yorker digitizes its archives (free for subscribers!) http://tr.im/w9n

Saturday, 8th of November.

09:02:46 IKEA. Free breakfast. Buying wastebaskets. (Being domesticated is very exciting.)

22:53:57 @drawers @bentumbrella y’all rock. thanks for dinner.

Sunday, 9th of November.

08:38:21 Interview with me and a journalism student from Australia: http://tr.im/xeg

13:48:00 @mlarson good! that means there will be something to learn from the book!

18:51:07 Omelets, bacon, and beer for dinner. Watching Superbad. No work being done here at Chez

Kleon, whatsoever.

19:24:59 Happy that largeheartedboy linked to the father-in-law’s review of Best American Comics, and

quoted best graf http://tr.im/xue cc: @tvtompd

21:26:47 “You wanna boycott someone? You ought to start with the god****n barber that f***ed up your

head!” http://tr.im/xy2

22:30:35 Sweet: Chris Onstad (Achewood) is coming to Austin Books on Dec. 6th: http://tr.im/xzg

Monday, 10th of November.

09:11:19 @theBDR yeah, Mooney! I saw them in college — it was insane: http://tr.im/ybs

09:27:52 Meg and I would appreciate your suggestions for fun things to do / eat / see on our New

England trip next week: http://tr.im/ych

13:23:37 @listofnow i saw them! thanks, bonnie!

17:27:11 Burgers at Phil’s Ice House, and then using my 40% coupon at Half Price books…one awesome

night coming up!

20:01:05 Got a signed copy of Tufte’s VISUAL EXPLANATIONS for $11 at Half Price. Tiny torn corner on

jacket cover. Thank you, 40% coupon!

Tuesday, 11th of November.

10:37:12 @ryancoleman i’d probably just ask her about her favorite books / comics. Ask her for a

“reading list”.

10:46:43 @theBDR keep it up, man! smoking is fun and pleasurable (most non-smokers like me won’t

admit that), but think of all the money you’ll save!

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10:48:32 Not yet sure what to use this for (contest?), but there’s a Flickr pool for Newspaper Blackout

Poems now. Add your own! http://tr.im/zkz

12:37:17 Here’s the secret to blackout poems: they bring the tactile sense to writing. You make them with

your hands. Not f***ing Microsoft Word.

12:42:10 Current Gmail ad: “Publish your bad poetry.” Working on it…

15:39:46 @gunner64 “Meetings Make You Stupid” http://tr.im/zxd

17:57:53 rt @jasonfried I don’t care if your email is “Sent from my iPhone” http://tinyurl.com/6ctyvk

19:24:46 My new e-mail signature: “Sent from my old-ass Dell Optiplex with 1GB of RAM that I borrowed

from work”

20:39:00 First night I’ve actually got down to work in my office. Feels great.

22:54:14 Books that don’t just show you how to make art, they’re works of art in themselves:

http://tr.im/10aq

23:39:49 Trying to find a decent hotel in Boston on short notice. Anybody got any recommendations?

23:57:23 @minorjive thanks man

Wednesday, 12th of November.

00:04:48 @minorjive yeah, we might just stay at this place in newton – far out, but that’s ok

http://www.newtonboutiquehotel.com/

00:08:57 @minorjive we’re renting a car to drive from Boston to CT — I’m thinking about extending the

dates and picking it up when we get to boston

00:21:11 Due to hotel $$$, I’m tempted to just stay in Providence & take the commuter line in to/from

Boston. From what I can tell, it’s 1hr.

08:59:53 FREE “This is Daptone Records…” Compilation: http://tr.im/10lg

14:19:45 Update on our NE trip: we’re now staying 3 nights in Providence, and taking the commuter train

in to Boston for Meg’s conference.

15:05:40 “At the end of the day, my dream for anyone is to find joy and peace in making things by hand.”

God bless the craft scene. http://tr.im/1119

16:49:18 Music is the greatest thing in the world.

17:29:42 @chrisferan @megzo “I just want to say one word to you. Just one word. Are you listening?

‘Plastics’.” http://tr.im/116w

19:18:08 R.I.P Mitch Mitchell. Amazing drummer. http://tinyurl.com/6g2e85

21:02:17 @roblifford I hear you, man. http://tinyurl.com/67ufdc

22:56:11 Adobe Bridge makes the process of sorting poems for this book A LOT easier. 100 yes, 100

maybe/no. 50 + “History” & “How-To” sections to go.

22:56:58 @chrisferan you haven’t had the right oatmeal raisin cookies. my mom’s/aunt’s will make you

see jesus

23:02:18 Charlie Rose: “How did you become a poet?” Kay Ryan: “Reluctantly.” http://tr.im/11gw

23:04:03 @mlarson i really dig kay ryan. i love her attitude, and want to rip off that “reluctantly” joke about

being a “poet”

Thursday, 13th of November.

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09:45:28 @mlarson her (kay ryan) article on poetry and humor is good: http://tr.im/11ul

10:07:44 “I want to see a well-laid Ted Turner newscast: ‘Hey, it’s all going to work out. Here’s sports.'” –

Bill Hicks http://tr.im/11ve

10:30:51 Poetry is just like anything else: 90% of it bores me to tears.

11:48:39 God, to be alive in 1966 and see Jimi Hendrix. He STILL looks/sounds like an alien…imagine

what it was like then! http://tr.im/11zl

11:49:47 My dad tells me about being in college and going to the library and cranking Hendrix on the big

old earphones. I love that image so much.

16:02:17 “Theeeeeese eyes! Aaaaaaaaaahre cryin!” http://tinyurl.com/65f2ov

16:38:19 “What does the week measure? Nothing.” http://tr.im/12ph

16:58:09 @mlarson this article on the weekend is amazing! and 17 years old!

19:32:50 @chrisferan Green Day has an amazing back catalogue, a kick-ass live show, AND they’ve

been doing it for 21 years. Amazingly underrated.

Friday, 14th of November.

09:10:10 My wife has now spotted at least 3 different dachshunds in our neighborhood (and freaked out

their owners with her enthusiasm). I’m doomed.

09:25:24 L Barry’s 100 DEMONS = perfect model for my book: short introduction, 150 pages of creative

work, how-to in the back http://tr.im/13ao

09:46:21 @rohdesign rise of the craft/diy movement makes me think that “howto” approach is the future:

inviting yr readers to “make” along with u

09:46:57 @rohdesign i guess it’s all about generosity — sharing with your readers and inviting them into a

world

09:50:32 The folks who saw the financial crisis coming, called it, and nobody listened: http://tr.im/13bk

and http://tr.im/13bj cc: @tvtompd

09:51:02 @anorwood remind me to reprimand you for this tweet

09:58:31 @TWalk Loved MONEYBALL, got LIAR’S POKER from library last night, but couldn’t sink into it

right away. Good writer — finds good characters

10:03:19 @tvtompd that is one depressing song. i see a youtube mashup with stormtroopers

slow-dancing and the death star exploding http://tr.im/13c1

10:19:25 I’ve decided to become unabashed about what I like to do on vacation: shop comic + record +

book stores, go to art museums, and eat out.

10:31:11 @TWalk i’m not a football fan: would I still dig it?

10:31:32 @Drawers you need to answer the door in your underwear, with a shotgun in your hands

10:32:07 @Drawers you could replace the shotgun with wide eyes and red paint smeared on your naked

torso

10:49:25 @TWalk @mlarson ok, you’ve convinced me. BLIND SIDE it is

14:02:06 Rumors of a Lexus blackout ad in the “Weekend Journal” section of the Wall Street Journal:

confirmed. Trying to track down a copy…

14:12:06 @chrisferan honestly, i’m more worried about the economy collapsing before Sept. ’09 than I am

about people ripping me off!

14:15:24 @madinkbeard today’s, Friday, Nov. 14th. law school library didn’t get theirs delivered today, of

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course

14:24:26 @madinkbeard thanks, man!

14:54:39 Lexus Ad does a blackout poem: http://tr.im/13oy So dude, where’s my car? ( Big thanks to

@madinkbeard for the image )

15:05:35 @DustyReagan But y’all were closed today! I was gonna stop by and say hello (we were over at

Angie’s)

15:14:51 @DustyReagan morning??? this was at 12:30, you slackers! lol

15:19:33 @DustyReagan haha…CAUGHT! tell that to the ABJ ;-D

21:06:16 @patchworkearth great post on comics and mapmaking! ( http://tr.im/13z7 )

21:07:05 @theBDR congrats, dude. stick with it. keep thinking of the book dough you’re saving!

21:12:27 @scd dude, i’m not even a huge Trekkie — but even with the choppy video…that looks pretty

f***ing rad (sylar as spock! harold as sulu!)

21:13:45 @theBDR seriously, man. that should be your two-week present. nothing wrong with bribing

yourself!

21:17:35 @scd that’s right! i forgot about scotty!

Saturday, 15th of November.

08:53:18 Man, it’s going to be a mad-dash to the finish line this next month. I envision weeping with joy

and relief on xmas eve. Reeking of Jameson.

13:36:38 Din Ho = now on my S*** List: they boned up my order and refused to refund my $$$. Calling

me a liar, Din Ho? No more! Enjoy the recession!

13:40:19 Argh! Still fuming. It WAS my fav Chinese joint in Austin. Great hotnsour. Supervisor hung up on

me. Now I know who put the “ho” in Din Ho.

Sunday, 16th of November.

09:40:42 Sick, sick, sick. In bed trying to work. Godfather marathon on cable.

10:56:46 Reason #1,574,392 why my wife is awesome: “You poor thing. You should go relax in your

office, put on Blade Runner, and do some poems.”

11:33:24 @anorwood yeah, you might not see me tomorrow. let me know if the new animal crossing is

any good!

13:42:12 “I want more life, f***er.” Great line either way, but I think “father” is better. http://tr.im/1525

18:17:22 Got the _Masters of American Comics_ book for $9 at Half Price with a 50% coupon. Score.

http://tr.im/159q

18:29:37 Neil Young wrote “Down by the River” & “Cowgirl in the Sand” when he had a 103° fever. This

is why I try to write even when sick…

21:05:36 NYTimes piece on Lewis Hyde (author of THE GIFT http://tr.im/15cy ) and his new book on the

cultural commons: http://tr.im/15cx

23:15:20 “I don’t tell my mother-in-law what to do. I’m not stupid. That’s why I got elected president, man!”

– Barack Obama

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Monday, 17th of November.

11:22:07 Friday is the last day to enter the final Newspaper Blackout Poems contest: http://tr.im/15y3

12:12:12 The Strokes’ IS THIS IT? = THE sound of my freshman year of college. Fun, fun, fun.

http://tr.im/160o

20:51:45 Watching FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL and filling out an author publicity questionaire.

(Do you know any famous people to help sell your book?)

21:12:17 “You’re my step-brother! We’re not even blood! I have no qualms with sticking you! I will

equalize you!” http://tr.im/16pl

21:13:22 SODOMIZE INTOLERANCE! HOW CAN YOU READ WHEN YOU ARE BLIND?

http://tr.im/16oz

21:27:11 @ryancoleman lol not in those words…but they do ask you which “well-known” folks they should

try to get jacket copy quotes from

Tuesday, 18th of November.

07:45:37 Off to Providence, RI.

20:04:56 In Providence, RI. Freezing our Texan asses off.

Wednesday, 19th of November.

21:38:10 Cambridge, softshell crab at Spice, tons of bookstores, shut out @ Lampoon bldg, Mike’s

Pastry, clam chowda @ Union Oyster House. Long day.

Thursday, 20th of November.

08:59:35 Hung out at the IHOP near Harvard Square for 2+ hours, drawing, and making poems. So

pleased, I gave waitress a 75% tip. Brain food + space.

Friday, 21st of November.

21:37:54 Our New England trip continues. Currently in Fairfield, CT, hanging out with Meg’s godmother.

Tomorrow: the commuter train to NYC!

21:42:03 Sad I can’t be doing EAST in Austin this weekend, but man, we’re having a great time.

21:56:57 Anybody got any last-minute leads on cool stuff going on tomorrow (Saturday) in New York

City? We’re pulling into Grand Central around 10…

23:15:21 Austinites: go see @drawers on the East Austin Studio Tour tomorrow. http://tr.im/1dvl

Saturday, 22nd of November.

07:55:46 My new favorite notebook: Large, 7.5″x10″ Piccadilly Moleskine-knockoff. I found them for $6 at

a Borders Bargain Bin. http://tr.im/1e2r

08:57:04 Off to NYC!

21:44:12 @theBDR looking forward to this year’s list!! how’s the non-smoking going?

21:51:17 @gapingvoid that’s an awesome list. I need to check out some Ronald Searle…do you

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recommend a book/collection?

21:52:18 @chrisferan it was 25 in the rental car on the way home from the station tonight. half the

temperature of texas

21:57:38 @largeheartedboy let me know what you think if you find them! i’m headed to a Border’s

tomorrow to pick up more

21:58:49 rt @megzo : new york today. thought “wouldn’t it be great to live here?” until i saw a miserable

looking girl hauling her laundry via subway

22:01:55 Epic day in NYC. Did up Virgin records, Forbidden Planet, Strand, Grimaldi’s Pizza (Brooklyn),

Rocketship, Picturebox, & Galanga thai.

22:04:12 @theBDR way to go, man. speaking of bourbon, have you ever had this stuff? http://tr.im/1eok

my buddy gave me a bottle — i really dig it

22:11:13 @largeheartedboy d’oh! there aren’t many in texas, either, i don’t think…

22:12:11 @theBDR amen, brother

22:23:35 @Drawers t-shirts with yr stuff on them? i want one.

22:23:53 @drawers also: found another cartoonist i think you’d dig:

http://www.andersbrekhusnilsen.com/

22:49:16 If there’s a restaurant called SUPER DUPER WEENIE within four miles of where you are, I

figure you must investigate: http://tr.im/1ep0

Sunday, 23rd of November.

00:07:28 Listening to the new Belle & Sebastian BBC sessions. Must procure stereo-to-stereo phono jack

4 Ipod in the rental car… http://tr.im/1eqb

10:37:32 Slept in until 11:30. Not sure I’ve done that since college…

15:26:51 @TWalk favorite reference book? Slaughterhouse Five. For when I forget how to write.

15:27:41 @MyLifeInaCube that is one awesome tumblr. who keeps it up? http://squill37.tumblr.com/

15:32:17 It’s been a good year, so Meg and I had our Christmas card photo taken:

http://tinyurl.com/6eo8qd

15:40:06 @antm i felt hungover! and it was just from the sleep!

20:07:42 Finished author questionnaire for marketing/publicity/sales. Made me want to throw myself off a

bridge…

20:16:28 Time to pack up all the books and tchotchkes from the trip. Up at 3 a.m. tomorrow to drive to

Boston. I’m ready for some Texas sunshine.

Monday, 24th of November.

02:45:49 ♫ “i said BABY / it’s 3 a.m. I must be…” ♫ <throws shoe at alarm clock, drives to Boston airport>

17:45:36 Note to self #1: don’t read a New Yorker article about psychopaths on the #350 bus home from

the airport. http://tr.im/1gj6

17:45:53 Note to self #2: don’t ride the #350 bus home from the airport.

17:46:41 @MyLifeInaCube well, tell him it’s awesome!

17:46:48 @aaronrester sorry, dude!

17:47:37 Nothing like chipotle and margaritas after 15 hours of travel

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18:46:06 Oh, btw: LARS AND THE REAL GIRL ✩✩✩✩✩ ! I cried on the plane, like the sap I am.

http://tr.im/1gkn

20:53:28 “Freaking Hot Topic. That explains everything.” http://tr.im/1gvt

Tuesday, 25th of November.

09:27:11 Man, everybody is doing the “drawing in real time” video online these days. I should get in on

the action… http://www.criterion.com/

11:12:02 @TWalk man i SAW that clip when we were getting ready in our hotel room in boston. i took it

as a good omen for the day. hilarious

11:12:42 @megzo the martha stewart / snoop dogg mashed potatoes video is online:

http://icanhaz.com/cognac

11:17:56 Must post journal comic I drew in Providence last week where I considered Snoop Dogg on

Martha to be a good omen! http://icanhaz.com/cognac

11:41:44 @madinkbeard saw this and thought of your post on “anchorage” http://tr.im/1hpa

11:42:38 @SunniBrown if I get there and we’re just playing Pictionary…I’m going to be disappointed 😉

13:47:57 @chrisferan @megzo @tvtompd christmas comes, for the third time: house, obama victory, now

coldplay breaks up: http://is.gd/8pkh celebr

13:50:47 @scd http://tinyurl.com/6pck5n

15:59:26 “…many traits…desirable in a corporate context…would be considered psychopathic outside of

it” http://tr.im/1i6g

16:32:54 #1 comment I get from people who’ve tried the blackout poems: “This was a lot harder than I

thought it’d be…”

16:33:40 #1 comment I get on the poems from internet haters: “This is something any idiot could do.”

16:34:19 My synthesis of the two comments? “Any idiot can do it, but it takes time and practice to do it

well.”

16:53:58 @sct yep. time + practice = results

19:54:08 You’re either an Audrey Hepburn dude or you’re a Grace Kelly dude.

20:15:49 @largeheartedboy great find! believe it or not, there’s actually a good deal of lit stuff happening

on this campus

20:18:47 @megzo @chrisferan @tvtompd http://spreadmystaplerandflyaway.ytmnd.com/

20:51:14 The only guaranteed reward 4 being an artist is u get to make art. That said, I’m also “here to

make friends.” http://tr.im/1iij cc: @glass

Wednesday, 26th of November.

08:57:48 Dear American TV viewers: screw you for not watching GOOD shows like Pushing Daisies. You

deserve the crap you watch. http://tr.im/1iru

09:11:14 @douglaswolk Huizenga is the man. I gotta get ahold of FIGHT OR RUN

09:13:25 @roblifford grrr it makes me want to punch someone. someone in the middle of watching

Scrubs…

09:29:22 Forget D.C. Comics, ABC should select a decent alt-comics artist to draw the rest of the

Pushing Daisies storylines. http://tr.im/1iru

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10:05:09 @TWalk I think these tv shows should figure out some kind of online subscription

service…bypass networks entirely!

10:10:02 Two things I’m purchasing for xmas celebrations: 1) a bottle of Jameson 2) Bad Santa on DVD

for $10 on Amazon: http://tr.im/1ixm

10:27:32 “I go to bed at, like, 9:30 every night & I don’t go out or anything, you know what I mean? I just

feel like an old fart.” http://tr.im/1iyk

10:48:49 @jettek Dan in Real Life, Juno, Lars and the Real Girl…just off the top of my head.

10:57:13 Co-worker’s 5 year-old making the cubicle rounds. Me: “Well, it’s not very exciting around here.”

5-yr-old: “That’s what my papa says!”

11:19:00 Winners of the November Newspaper Blackout Poems contest: http://tr.im/1j18

11:25:46 @megzo look at our spread from thanksgiving last year! dang!

http://flickr.com/photos/deathtogutenberg/tags/thanksgiving/

11:38:11 Thanks to @anorwood for pointing me to the local design work of the Decoder Ring:

http://tr.im/1j2f Interview: http://tr.im/1j2d

14:47:09 @megzo funny thing is, I have ZERO recollection of carving that bird. maybe I had too much

wine?

18:31:36 If you need to score points or just make your wife really happy, I suggest a KitchenAid mixer.

Early xmas gift for Meg: http://tr.im/1jpn

Thursday, 27th of November.

09:11:32 Every day when I wake up I feel like I’m pulling one over on someone. Thanks, universe.

19:19:08 “Oh, sweetheart, you don’t need law school. Law school is for people who are boring and ugly

and serious…” http://tr.im/1l06

19:20:36 @melissaonline Grace x 1,000,000

Friday, 28th of November.

00:52:56 Most of the time I find myself disagreeing wholeheartedly with the guy who writes this art blog,

but I keep coming back: http://tr.im/1l74

12:47:01 Wal-Mart Employee Trampled to Death by Customers: http://tr.im/1lsg In other news, I was

nearly run over by a fat scooter in Joann Fabrics.

15:29:15 Love Brian Eno’s “This I Believe” on singing: http://tr.im/1lz2

17:17:50 I’m digging for fire. http://is.gd/9qVH

17:38:47 @rohdesign great post re: the ipod touch. wi-fi access @ work & home = perfect. i’m hoping to

get one for xmas 😀

19:05:22 New Blog Post: Vacation http://tr.im/1m4r

19:40:26 Photos of Mumbai: http://tr.im/1m5m

19:46:43 M Ward’s cover of Bowie’s “Let’s Dance”: http://tr.im/1m5u Beautiful.

20:02:57 The drum sounds Peter Katis gets are amazing. Listen to Interpol’s BRIGHT LIGHTS & The

National’s BOXER. http://tr.im/1m5P cc: @chrisferan

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21:25:14 “Charlie, dont forget what happened to the man who suddenly got evrything he always wanted.”

“What happened?” “He lived happily ever after.”

23:19:24 After eating three spoonfuls of cookie dough, I went upstairs and played piano and sang for a

good 1/2 hour. Nothing like a good sugar buzz.

Saturday, 29th of November.

08:51:57 Note to overeducated 30-something male bloggers: dude, please shut up about the coming

financial/ecological/cultural apocalypse. <unf …

08:53:13 Know how you can help the world as a blogger? In the swarm of bad news, give people just 1

reason to get up in the morning and keep going.

09:03:10 Like, for instance: stream a whole Neil Young concert from 1968 on NPR: http://tr.im/1mkl

11:03:47 @largeheartedboy i can’t really decide between the Bon Iver album or the Beach House.

Probably Beach House

16:21:54 “By the time the book is published it’s already practically dead to me.” – James Kochalka

http://tr.im/1mwb I can relate.

19:44:36 @megzo not as lame as Notting Hill

20:20:32 Reading Dash Shaw’s BODYWORLD instead of working on The Book: http://tr.im/1n2H

23:46:47 The Killers: worst band ever?

Sunday, 30th of November.

11:00:09 If you want to read a great novel about politics, LBJ, and Austin, check out THE GAY PLACE

(1961) by Billy Lee Brammer: http://tr.im/1nh6

11:01:09 @megzo it looks great! get off the fence!

12:47:54 Crispin Glover’s (yes, THAT Crispin Glover) RAT CATCHING is one batshit crazy book:

http://tr.im/1njm

16:33:59 @mlarson man, I feel your pain – we drove to TAMALE HOUSE this morning, unaware that it

was closed on Sundays…

17:52:52 Awesome: @megzo is more forgiving of the poems than I am, so now we have 167 in the yes

pile. Need 150. Time to stop making & start editing.

18:57:50 @kdelap @bentumbrella thanks! i had hoped to do 250 total, but I think I’m going to settle on

232 and get this sucker wrapped up!

20:14:05 @RodimusConvoy13 hey Todd! good to hear from you! hope you had a great thanksgiving

20:49:17 Just booked Austin –> Columbus Christmas tickets for $200/person on Continental. Score.

21:51:57 @chrisferan @megzo I hate that interstate with all of my being.

23:45:13 @theBDR I voted for MAPS AND LEGENDS (love Jordan Crane, 7 the cover actually made me

buy the book) but man, there were so many great ones!

November 26, 2008

The DEFINITION of restraint: COMMANDO is on cable and I’m not watching it. (We have it on DVD, of course…but still…) http://tr.im/1jrj

December 1, 2008

Monday, 1st of December.

09:11:01 @statesman Bad Santa! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0307987/

09:14:49 @madinkbeard welcome to the wii owner’s club…i haven’t played mine in four months. hopefully

some new good games will come out soon

09:34:33 This guy gets Saul Steinberg totally wrong: http://tr.im/1olp

09:54:10 @TWalk finish this bloody book!

09:57:42 For my next book, I’m thinking about just following Lynda Barry’s textbook in WHAT IT IS. I owe

her everything for this book, anyways…

10:15:35 @largeheartedboy YES! I loved it. I’m getting it for Christmas, though, so I can’t buy it. Meeting

that woman changed my life. Seriously.

11:13:35 @TWalk is A WHOLE NEW MIND worth picking up? I loved JOHNNY BUNKO

12:18:56 @mlarson perfect. one I can take off my list (too much crap to read)

12:49:56 @madinkbeard Did you hear Frank Santoro on Inkstuds? I like that guy. A lot more interesting

than most of their interviews http://tr.im/1oy4

13:49:59 @anorwood holy crap, that looks great! should make for a good story, i think

13:51:15 Recently discovered a Wendy’s Dollar Menu across from the Main Library. Very dangerous. Jr.

Bacon + sm Frostie = $2 and some change.

13:55:42 @anorwood amazon.com has a blog by the author — if we were in San Fran we could go hang

out at the release party http://tr.im/1p1x

14:10:22 @megzo http://www.burgertex.com/

14:17:08 @frontmatter It’s in the west side of the Jester Center on Speedway, right across from the PCL

steps

14:22:12 @frontmatter yeah, sorry. I’ve never been to the APL main branch. The Union is far enough

from the law school I’m usually not tempted…

14:52:42 @megzo ack! but that’s in the old neighborhood! bad mojo

15:07:09 Go listen to @jessicahagy ‘s podcast on the VizThink site. http://tr.im/1p6f Really, really smart

take on words & images & captions.

15:36:31 @jessicahagy really smart vizthink podcast. thanks!

15:39:06 @thcrawford freaked me out hearing my name at the end of the @jessicahagy podcast. great 1

btw – shuld stir up some vizthinkers in san jose

17:30:03 T-minus 1 month until the book is due. #*$#@)!

20:39:04 @gregwind September 2009!

20:49:26 New blog post: What 171 Blackout Poems Looks Like http://tr.im/1pn2

21:24:46 Really like YOU & ME, but man, those first two Walkmen albums were amazing. Let’s just forget

about 100 MILES OFF. http://tr.im/1po8

21:27:35 Still my favorite Walkmen song: http://tinyurl.com/62vk84

21:32:50 The Walkmen’s secret weapon? Drummer Matt Barrick: http://tr.im/1pom Watch him in action:

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http://tr.im/1pon

21:41:20 @bentumbrella but christmas isn’t for another 24 days!

21:48:57 @bentumbrella ooooooh!

22:08:50 @thcrawford if i had the vacation time and the dough I’d be there!

23:13:25 I was 14 years old, my parents had just divorced, & I heard PLASTIC ONO BAND. It blew my

mind then & still does. http://tr.im/1psu

Tuesday, 2nd of December.

12:35:57 New rally cry: “F*** verisimilitude! Build worlds!” http://tr.im/1qtt

12:43:59 @megzo Dear Tracy Jordan: Tracy Jordan answers YOUR questions! http://tr.im/1qu5

12:46:32 @megzo @tvtompd “You ever broken a Peurto Rican dude’s arm for sweatpants money?”

http://tr.im/1qu8

12:54:51 @megzo and of course, my favorite bit of Tracy Morgan genius: “Somebody gonna get

pregnant!” http://tr.im/1qut In El Paso! “Loaf of bread!”

16:30:37 Lynda Barry & Kurt Vonnegut = funny people from the Midwest who like(d) to write + draw = my

favorites and inspirations

20:01:52 It’s much easier to make blackout poems than it is to write about making blackout poems…

23:18:10 As far as I can tell, this book is about: love, small towns, Texas, UFOs, high school, time travel,

family, cubicles, and blackout poems.

Wednesday, 3rd of December.

08:51:47 Dang. Now I’m craving a Caucasian: http://tr.im/1s73

09:03:33 Metacritic > Rotten Tomatoes, simply b/c of design: reviews, single column, ranked good 2 bad

w/ excerpt: http://www.metacritic.com

09:07:12 @mlarson “…and I thought of you” http://tinyurl.com/6nxhh8

09:45:15 @jettek yeah, keep in mind I’m a philistine movie-goer: I’m not looking for thoroughness, just

speed. RT is so cluttered and junky…

10:08:17 @mlarson OH MERCY is underrated. dig this page: http://tinyurl.com/68x3ac

10:10:18 @rcrdlbl awesome video!

10:40:42 @megzo Students: Apply to attend Clinton Global Initiative University meeting

http://tinyurl.com/5msjwt

11:21:03 @megzo from don: http://redbullcola.com/

11:21:39 Venice might look even cooler under water: http://tr.im/1sgk

18:55:25 It’s blowin’ out.

20:27:58 @TWalk Niemann is awesome. see also NYC cheat sheets: http://tr.im/1teo

20:28:50 Ned should dump Chuck and go out with Olive. That’s what I’d do. #pushingdaisies

21:06:13 @gregwind that would be rad

21:07:16 Have you taught/done newspaper blackout poems in a classroom/workshop setting? If so,

please DM, e-mail, or comment, here: http://tr.im/1tgt

23:58:16 @ericabrooke did you make a poem? 😀

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Thursday, 4th of December.

09:07:02 This dude has taken a lot of photos of our neighborhood-in-progress:

http://flickr.com/photos/henningspruth/

10:19:12 Have you taught/done newspaper blackout poems in a classroom/workshop setting? If so,

please e-mail me or comment here: http://tr.im/1tgt

11:32:27 @kdelap funny: sitting on your ass in the modern office = working. if you’re up and moving

around, that means you’re not at your desk!

13:02:38 @chrisferan “I just stood in front of the cutest couple at the Austin airport…”

13:51:23 Girl from my hometown found my site & emailed: “I remember seeing u hanging around &

always thinking that u seemed like such a douche” LOL

14:06:38 The rest of the email: “juxtapose my delight in finding out that you’re NOT and that you’re doing

really great stuff.”

14:20:32 @alexanderhill no, but it made me laugh. nothing like irreverence to get people’s attention

14:44:28 @chrisferan starting over on senior project: NEVER a good idea. like I tell meg about her thesis:

NO ONE IS EVER GOING TO READ IT AGAIN

17:29:16 “Every successful creative person creates with an audience of one in mind. That’s the secret of

artistic unity. – Kurt Vonnegut

Friday, 5th of December.

00:15:17 i feel it closing in / day in, day out / day in, day out / DAY IN, DAY OUT / DAY IN, DAY OUT

http://tr.im/1vlw

09:28:33 @madinkbeard always wanted to see johnny guitar…could never find it. the “Beauty and the

Beast of Westerns, a Western dream” – truffaut

09:37:33 Joe Satriani sues Coldplay…and who gives a shit? http://tr.im/1w23 #musicthatdoesntmatter

09:56:06 Dig @mlarson ‘s 2008 music “Best of”: http://tr.im/1w2u Way more interesting than just limiting

yrself to 2008 releases. I shall copy him!

10:53:40 @mlarson no way! it’s good like it is!

13:13:03 @madinkbeard oh that is EXCELLENT. will mark the calendar

14:11:21 Killing whatever’s in my guts with Coca-cola: http://tr.im/1wnu “We use’t clean the helicopter

blades w/ it in Vietnam…” http://tr.im/1wnq

15:24:39 @rorye_o hey rorye – would you DM me the name of your journalism prof who had you do the

blackout poems in class?

16:39:10 @megzo no i was killing chili!

17:10:00 I am almost 100% guaranteed to have some kind of meltdown / freakout in the next 14 days.

The only solution is to keep working.

17:25:10 @chrisferan jameson! and making fun of Sir Hamburglar Pants, III

19:50:00 Quick poll: do I want my Christmas present early? Meg is thinking about driving to go get it. (She

got hers early)

19:53:19 Ok, @bentumbrella tells me I want my present RIGHT NOW. So I’m getting in the car with meg

to go get it now. WHAT COULD IT BE??

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20:48:20 So, I’m trying desperately to finish a book, and my wife gives me an Ipod Touch for an early

xmas present. And that’s why I love her!

20:49:57 Ok, so what’s the best Ipod Touch case out there?

21:06:10 @robotjohnny awesome! maybe i’ll be able to save a few bucks…

21:11:42 Okay, now I want to doodle on my Ipod with my finger. Or fingerpaint.

21:13:53 Anybody used the Sketches app for Ipod/Iphone? http://tr.im/1xq4 Recommend another drawing

program?

22:01:17 @chrisferan what twitter app do u use?

22:06:54 @Drawers awesome

22:12:03 @chrisferan sweet this thing is pretty amazing

22:46:02 @slls01 glad you dug the brain rules!

Saturday, 6th of December.

01:51:51 Look out honey cos i’m using technology!

01:53:03 Iphone doodle: http://twitpic.com/qk7k

01:55:36 The candy colored clown they call the sandman / tiptoes to my room…

09:47:34 Working on the book.

10:25:22 @everydayj hey man, i’m slaving away on the book, or else i’d come by. hope it goes well!

11:31:22 “the Whitest Kids U’Know / in the family ford / frustrated with the mass / devoted to black / all

this is to say / pure emo”

18:46:38 haircut @ @megzo ‘s fancy salon. Girl gave an amazing neck massage & told me I had a gr8

hairline & cool glasses. Spent 75% more than usual

18:47:57 Moral of the story: if you want massages & compliments, all u have to do is pay for them!

23:27:48 Watching vh1 special on heavy metal

23:29:41 @theBDR I think every blog I read linked to the best of post. Well-deserved, of course…

Sunday, 7th of December.

10:13:05 @chrisferan I got it…it is awesome although wifi kills battery time…

10:38:01 @chrisferan did you buy a power cord? Do you just run it all the way down once a month?

10:46:22 @chrisferan new plan: email PDFs to myself to read on bus/plane! So awesome.

12:42:13 @chrisferan just bought cheapo wall plug @ marshalls for $10. Seems to work…

13:13:20 Pandora app on the Ipod Touch = best. thing. ever. Thanks, @chrisferan

13:21:09 Okay, folks: what’s the best app for Offline RSS reading on the iphone/ipodtouch? Byline?

13:30:39 @chrisferan sweet. i’m gonna get it. i really want to be able to archive my google reader feeds

for airplane/bus/car, etc.

13:31:27 FYI: The “Smog” station on Pandora is AMAZING. Pavement, Mountain Goats, GbV, M Ward…

13:59:52 @kdelap awesome, thanks! my favorite apps so far: pandora, twitterific, scribble. on my list:

tumble, instapaper, byline, nytimes

16:26:17 175 poems in the “yes” folder, all scanned, Photoshopped, and ready to go. 25 too many. Good

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spot to be in.

16:26:41 Instead of the 12 Days of Christmas, it’s the 12 Days of Manuscript.

16:48:19 @shueytexas sweet. i’m about to fork over the dough for it…

17:02:01 @chrisferan fantastic idea. but finish senior project first. never know when a degree might come

in handy

19:02:52 Batch image processing with Photoshop + Bridge = F***ING AWESOME

21:04:16 @scd yes! we’re watching them too. i forgot how awesome HP3 is

Monday, 8th of December.

09:11:54 NyTimes on 1st time home buyers: “the buying opportunity of a lifetime for those who can

qualify for a mortgage” http://tr.im/1Neh

09:27:40 Also: if you buy a new house as a first-time homeowner before April 2009, you get a $7500 tax

credit (0% interest loan) http://tr.im/1Q9d

10:03:54 How to become a douchebag: joint the Art with a capital A world. http://tr.im/200t As for the

perks: I already have a hot wife, thanks.

10:33:26 @aaronrester none whatsoever!

13:49:49 Absolutely loving Pandora app for the Ipod Touch. Haven’t made it past the “Smog” and “Velvet

Underground” channels…

14:00:28 Dig this feature on my best man (and best drummer in the world)’s gig, The Josh Krajcik Band:

http://tr.im/20fu

15:37:49 @chrisferan in 8th grade, my band covered “Little Things.” if those tapes ever surface, I’ll die of

embarrasment

16:01:22 @chrisferan actually, I’ll see if i can find it. then we’ll dig out a tape of Meg acting in Steel

Magnolias

16:05:20 @chrisferan oh i had NOT heard about that. you’re in trouble, @megzo

18:07:09 @sct glad you dug it, man!

18:21:03 Anybody played ”

18:25:53 Anybody played _de Blob_ for the wii? It sounds good…

18:41:27 @anorwood is Sam n max out yet?

20:20:47 All you Trekkies will dig this latest blackout poem: http://tr.im/20zs

21:59:41 @bentumbrella yes!

22:31:19 “Fiddleedee. War, war, war. This war talks spoilin all the fun at every party this spring. I get so

bored I could scream!” http://tr.im/214r

Tuesday, 9th of December.

08:47:57 Instead of a meltdown, I think I’ll just tweet quotes from Gone With the Wind to illustrate my

inner life.

08:48:40 “You can take it all back to the kitchen; I won’t eat a bite.” http://tr.im/214r

12:23:55 “What gentlemen says and what they thinks is two different things.” http://tr.im/214r

12:48:53 “You can always tell a lady by the way she eats in front of folks & I ain’t aimin for you 2 go & eat

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like a field hand & gobble like a hog!”

14:06:53 Hoover’s chicken fried chicken + cherry cobbler a la mode + wife = best lunch ever. Five forks.

http://tr.im/228j

16:15:13 Supposed to snow tonight in Texas. The high was 76 today. I could really use a day off to work

on the book…

16:47:13 @LPT that’s the classic…and the best!

17:15:19 “It was an idea that was already out there, but I shined a spotlight on it, named it, and everybody

got it right away.” http://tr.im/22kt

17:18:16 “String the great bow, slay the chicken-shit suitors.” <– I’m lucky to be friends w/ someone who

signs their e-mail off with such lines.

17:59:13 @TWalk I just know who to steal from, that’s all 😉

Wednesday, 10th of December.

09:33:17 @nancyduarte gave Slide:ology to my wife @megzo who’s about to give her architecture thesis

presentation. she loves it. thanks!

09:40:01 My Ipod Touch has got me thinking I should do a comic specifically for it. Another project for the

New Year.

10:24:00 @frontmatter To most Americans, claiming Texas residency = “I’m from Mars.” Their grasp on

the place is myth & legends.

11:30:13 @mattforsythe that’s a helluva rec — she’s a great writer

11:39:39 @megzo turn up the heat, crazy woman.

11:57:27 Has anybody ever come across a history of de-classified government “redacted” or “sanitized”

documents? Does it begin w/ photocopiers?

12:26:36 @theBDR thanks, man. 1952: magic marker is invented. 1950s-60s: xerox machines go

mainstream 1960s: height of J Edgar Hoover’s shenanigans

12:28:19 New tag on the tumblelog: “Sketchbooks should be sketchy” http://tr.im/23yr Manifesto to follow.

14:04:29 @megzo a good lesson learned

18:30:53 @chrisferan TP, PhD FTW! (his was actually one of my favorite classes…)

Thursday, 11th of December.

09:58:50 @fizzboy i would add: “Beware the women who SING like children.” i.e. Jewel

10:45:50 @gerryblog welcome to the rabbit hole

11:04:34 WordPress 2.7 is pretty great. http://wordpress.org/

14:16:37 Brian Eno’s Oblique Strategies card set — free for the iphone! http://tr.im/260h Also, an ambient

music-making app ($) : http://tr.im/260i

15:21:31 Watch the Brian Eno “Bloom” music app in action: http://tr.im/265d

15:45:42 This holiday season, give the gift that keeps on giving: pepper spray. http://budurl.com/mhws

16:23:46 @mlarson no duty to retreat, FOOL! lol

16:26:29 @fizzboy I would love to mace somebody & then say, “You like-a the fresh-a pepper, huh?”

http://tr.im/26ap

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Friday, 12th of December.

09:12:00 @madinkbeard congrats, dude. academic gigs are sweet.

09:14:36 @foodtouring used to live near little italy in cleveland. if it weren’t for @megzo ‘s cooking i’d be

in withdrawl. la traviata, here we come

10:44:46 @rohdesign this is some good workin’ music…man, i LOVE pandora (esp on the Ipod Touch!)

13:40:28 @danvega yeah, that was horrible. 2 forks. sorry, karyn.

13:54:47 @megzo great place if your taste buds are as dead as the pigment cells in your hair follicles

14:06:49 Top 5 lunch spots in Austin according to our internal lunch site: 1) Torchy’s 2) Homeslice 3)

Maria’s Taco Express 4) Angie’s 5) Polvo’s

14:24:03 @madinkbeard it’s a heavenly trailer where u can get tacos such as “The Republican,” “The

Dirty Sanchez,” or my favorite, “The Trailer Park”

14:24:40 @anorwood yeah, you’re bragging. but! you’re allowed. you got the pickin’ skillz

14:25:37 @megzo Tonight: Biggest, brightest full moon of the year http://tinyurl.com/666blt get the

camera / look out for crazy drivers

14:54:34 @megzo I’m always up for Moonstruck! Remember: DEFENSE!

15:24:27 @megzo The new Capital MetroRail car! http://tr.im/27ul

16:13:39 What I wish I could say in my “history” for the book: “these people were just as full of bullshit as

you and me.” Even Thomas Jefferson.

16:14:28 @anorwood with the whopping 9 stops!

19:13:20 Attn Austinites: just b/c yr in love w/ yr children/pets doesn’t mean I need to be. I have sperm

and cash. I can make dreams come true too!

20:16:32 I’ll say it again: Ned should dump chuck and go out with olive. #pushingdaisies

Saturday, 13th of December.

08:36:28 Off to lend @megzo moral support for her thesis presentation.

10:54:43 @madinkbeard sorry, man. i do know another joint like that in Austin, though!

11:28:55 BTW, in case anybody didn’t see it, IN BRUGES is a great movie: http://tr.im/28uo

13:15:44 Jimmy johns #6 veggie + coke on ice = happy lunch

14:55:04 @roblifford there were at least 3 one-liners in that episode that had me on the floor, (including

the price is right hug)

16:04:33 Poems everywhere.

16:56:10 House smells like lasagna and cookies.

22:46:12 Cleveland’s very own Mr jingaling –“keeper of the keys” dominated tonite’s Master Pancake

Christmas @ Alamo Ritz. Google him!

Sunday, 14th of December.

13:28:51 75 degrees and sunny.

19:44:46 Dang, @megzo is doing a terrific job sequencing the book. An unbelievably great job. She

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should be an editor.

20:43:39 “Greatest Generation my ass! Tom Brokaw’s a punk!” http://tr.im/2ab0

Monday, 15th of December.

14:09:32 Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk: http://tr.im/2b8f

14:24:30 @anorwood well, i know what I’m watching tonight: http://is.gd/bkTU

15:13:52 If you’ve never heard of the R&B singer Billy Stewart, start with the song “Strange Feeling”:

http://tr.im/2bc4 Hat tip to @tvtompd

19:16:14 This book is 95% finished. That last 5% is a bitch…

19:23:29 Phil Hoffman is looking alot like Santa on the Daily Show. Cc: @drawers @bentumbrella

20:36:44 Pumping Animal Collective and writing about literary shenanigans.

20:38:55 @roblifford ’tis the season. Fuckin assholes.

20:55:24 Freezing. Feel like Bob Cratchit, blowing into my hands…

22:44:43 1st draft of brief history: done. Next up: how-to. That should be easy, as no facts r involved. (i.e.

I can make that part up.)

22:45:41 Come on, freezing rain! If I got a day off, I could finish the book…

Tuesday, 16th of December.

10:08:33 Just FYI: if someone has an FAQ section, be sure to read it before you send them an e-mail.

READ, PEOPLE!

10:27:09 @mlarson YES. I’m tempted to reply to e-mails with only a link to the FAQ. But I usually just end

up writing a brief, yet friendly “go away”

10:53:39 @thcrawford how else do you let people know whether you freelance, accept blog advertising,

etc?

11:25:55 @thcrawford i just get the same questions over and over…and I’m trying to figure out a way to

deflect them…my about page isn’t working!

11:27:10 Here’s a truth I learned when I was a librarian: people don’t read signs. http://tr.im/2cgd

11:27:50 @TWalk good idea. i try to be brief and polite, above all

11:29:49 @bonitasarita haha…”whatever’s on sale” doesn’t sound very artistic, does it?

11:39:06 @jbj absolutely true. it’s like a weird verbal tick or something.

11:39:59 @bonitasarita i’m less of a starving artist and more of a “cheap bastard” 😀

11:48:13 @aradasky 1) it’s a joke. gutenberg = printing press = separation of text and image 2) “only

when I’m workin'” 🙂

11:58:30 @drawers Emusic finally got the new High Places record. I’m digging it!

14:14:10 @anorwood once again, “People don’t read signs” grrrr

Wednesday, 17th of December.

08:54:23 This morning I told off some d-bag in shorts who threw his half-smoked cigarette into the flower

beds. I hope he fails his exam.

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08:57:18 @madinkbeard the powerpoint / comics analogy is a good one. did you see this post?

http://tr.im/2ds9

09:15:10 @jbj that’s what we like to hear!

09:16:21 @tvtompd if Sir Pants keeps up his current parental relations, perhaps it’ll be your last trip?

09:33:52 @mlarson i know! maybe if it escalated to physical brutality it’d feel better….probably not

09:49:06 @MyLifeInaCube re: the new design: cubicle walls framing cubicle walls framing cubicle

walls…it’s enough to break a man

12:00:07 Truth: “if you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it.” http://tr.im/2e2v

13:50:22 @cesart my thoughts on seeing those pics: “pimpin’ ain’t easy”

13:52:34 @gerryblog pimpin ain’t easy: http://tr.im/2e9p

22:20:51 Holy crap, this manuscript is close. Need to line-edit the sections, go over the sequencing, &

format the files. Then hellooooo whiskey!

Thursday, 18th of December.

09:43:41 I’ve lost 20 pounds (!!!) since Labor Day. Wonder if I can gain it all back by New Year…

10:10:55 Great quote from Bradford Cox (singer for Deerhunter…great band) on “making the music you

want to hear”: http://tr.im/2fd7

10:38:54 A manifesto: write the book you want to read. http://tr.im/2fez

10:41:19 @kdelap sounds like you’re dressed for texas 😉

10:46:07 @statesman my wife took some fog pics over at mueller: http://tr.im/2ffc

16:02:17 “Clark, that’s the gift that keeps on giving the whole year.” “That it is, Edward. That it is indeed.”

http://tr.im/2fxl

21:21:36 Listening to the Deerhunter and the Atlas Sound records on repeat to try to get this manuscript

finished!

Friday, 19th of December.

00:43:42 MANUSCRIPT = DONE. http://bit.ly/JSrm

10:12:12 @roblifford I did, however, make time to watch it. I lucked out because 30 rock was a repeat —

only wasted an hour 🙂

10:12:22 @Drawers thanks, man!

13:13:01 Thanks to everyone wishing congrats on the manuscript. Y’all are the best.

14:05:16 @SunniBrown can i come hang out and play on your cintiq? 🙂 i promise to come to the next

vizthink, btw

14:21:56 I’m obsessed with the song “Agoraphobia” off Deerhunter’s latest record: http://tr.im/2h91

Playing on repeat in my head.

15:19:33 IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE: best viewed alone in the dark with a glass of bourbon and a box of

tissues. No guns within reach. http://tr.im/2hc1

15:23:40 @elinertv will do!!

15:24:09 @lynchcartoons thanks for the link to that. i can’t even read about that movie without getting

choked up.

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15:47:43 And Then There Was One: holding down the fort in the office, bonus check burning hole in my

pocket, editor says, “BEST BOOK EVER” Life=good.

17:02:55 Closing down. Heading home. Cashing check. Show me to the whiskey.

19:24:38 “El vino did flow” http://bit.ly/aF7N

Saturday, 20th of December.

12:28:33 Splurged and got Boom Blox @ Sears for $40

12:51:00 @listofnow a decision I won’t have to be the one to make, thank goodness!

17:13:49 80 degrees. I tried to talk the family into a Texas christmas …but nooooo…

17:17:07 Going through 2008 diary. Wrote no entries after july, when I started book. Kind of sad. If I had:

“dear diary: working ass off. Goodnite”

23:27:14 I get the worst pre-travel jitters. Doesn’t help my psyche that we’re going to spend at least 3

hours in an airport named after George Bush.

Sunday, 21st of December.

01:32:19 “He killed 16 Chekoslavakians! The guy was an interior decorator!”

Monday, 22nd of December.

01:34:50 Circleville, Ohio. Made it!

09:02:59 HOW DO YOU PEOPLE LIVE LIKE THIS???? <shiver>

22:24:27 Fried chicken, mashed potatoes, gravy, corn casserole + cherry pie. Mom’s cooking is worth

1500 miles of travel.

23:10:01 I love Achewood: http://bit.ly/pwLF

Tuesday, 23rd of December.

08:14:29 @madinkbeard awesome!

10:04:09 My mom, after getting out of the shower: “How did you manage to play the guitar and the drums

at the same time?” Me, ears rining: “Magic!”

10:45:57 @roblifford i was rocking the one-man band with the geetar + drums

10:46:58 I nominate Jerry Reed’s “Amos Moses” as one of the top ten funkiest songs ever made:

http://tinyurl.com/6q423l

Wednesday, 24th of December.

11:13:45 Driving in rain is better than ice. Cleveland here we come.

17:58:25 Merry Christmas, y’all: here’s a blackout poem about Santa: http://tr.im/2mna

23:28:46 Bad Santa + Jameson = Christmas Eve

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Thursday, 25th of December.

09:21:21 A white Christmas! 1st present: David Bowie live in Santa monica. Score.

10:29:42 LOOT! best American comix, Ivan brunetti anthology, okami for the wii, and a bunch of

moleskines!

20:42:39 Watched TRANSFORMERS & then DARK KNIGHT. Wish somebody would’ve gotten VICKY

CHRISTINA BARCELONA for xmas. It would be a good antidote…

21:51:28 @anorwood awesome! I got okami for Xmas…

21:57:15 A Long Island Iced Tea = “a bad decision in a glass” – Andy Bernard

Friday, 26th of December.

09:09:47 Karl Rove shares George W. Bush’s readng habits in the WSJ:

http://online.wsj.com/article/SB123025595706634689.html (via @largeheartedboy)

12:25:02 @rohdesign I recommed splurging on a front-load, high eff washer: way less water, clothes

come out cleaner & dryer. Then get a normal dryer

18:43:12 Tonight’s viewing: JACKIE BROWN, my favorite Tarantino film. Purchased 2-DVD edition for $8

at Half Price 20% off sale.

23:03:30 @roblifford probably GLITZ or KILLSHOT. For westerns, WHEN THE WOMEN COME OUT TO

DANCE or LA BRAVADA. Recently, THE HOT KID was good

23:04:25 @roblifford also, you could read RUM PUNCH, which was the material for JACKIE BROWN!

23:08:58 @roblifford whoops: the book is LA BRAVA, and it’s not a western, as the way I worded that last

tweet would imply

Saturday, 27th of December.

00:34:08 @theBDR with you 100% re: dark knight…one of the most overrated movies ever–from one of

my favorite directors

20:03:53 Jackie Brown = The best Tarantino movie.

Sunday, 28th of December.

09:24:44 A week away from home is about when I start to get a little stircrazy.

14:15:04 Reminded how depressing Cleveland in winter can be

14:16:31 In a bookstore. All these books are $25 hardcovers. None of them worth the dough. Glad my

book’s gonna be a $12 paperback…

20:05:11 @gerryblog truth–but beautiful in the summer…all 3 weeks of it!

Monday, 29th of December.

10:35:33 500 fans of the Newspaper Blackout Poems on Facebook. Very cool! http://is.gd/KqD

15:37:32 Great lunch and a game of cards with family. My uncle recently quit his job as a newspaper

editor to become a pastor. Good career move!

19:21:34 Worst cover ever, ding ding ding: http://is.gd/e5T8

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20:58:59 @anorwood holy crap that’s bad! Ding ding ding!

Tuesday, 30th of December.

10:23:45 For 2 years as of today, @megzo has put up with me for a husband! I’m a lucky guy.

18:06:42 Off to Nighttown for our anniversary dinner. http://bit.ly/dWhT

21:16:06 @keaggy agreed! BTTF3 is terribly underrated… Best line: “Run fer fun? What the hail kind of

fun is that?”

Wednesday, 31st of December.

11:54:24 THE YEAR IN REVIEW: http://is.gd/eiFE

11:55:02 Back on the road. Next stop, C-bus, to party w/ best man. 3 bottles of champagne, a bottle of

Jameson, and Shiner Bock in tow.